Bands That Should Have Done the Super Bowl Half Time Show

[TheOrangeCat]

Given that the prevailing wisdom of the day is that the Black Eyed Peas sucked even more sweaty ball sack than usual during today's half time distractions, let's hear what bands should be given the gig at next year's event.

As I hate NFL, I'm voting for:

Slipknot supported by Lamb of God

But you should feel free to make non-sarcastic posts. (I'm allowed. It's my thread and I'll flame if I want to ....)

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Jack Johnson and G Love. impdaddy:

Tim McGraw. impdaddy:

or

John Mayer. impdaddy:

The bottom line is the pickin's are pretty slim, as far as I am concerned.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Sir Paul McCartney & Wings?

Lenny Kravits

Tom Petty

 

[PirateKing]

Conservatively, wouldn't mind Tom Petty.

Speaking more alternatively, probably Tool. They would probably never do that shit though.


Edit: Tom Petty already did it a few years ago. Probably Clapton.

 

[YMIHERE]

Pussycat Dolls

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Sir Paul McCartney & Wings?

Lenny Kravits

Tom Petty

Conservatively, wouldn't mind Tom Petty.

Speaking more alternatively, probably Tool. They would probably never do that shit though.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Petty did it only a couple years ago.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Tool would be awesome! I can just see MJK up on primetime stage belting out Hooker With A Penis while wearing his latex penis suit. FCC that, fuckers.

Anyway, how about:

Stereophonics and the Black Crowes.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

has anybody heard of http://bigdickandthepenetrators.com/. they are from Indiana

but yeah, tom petty would be cool

 

[TheOrangeCat]

has anybody heard of http://bigdickandthepenetrators.com/. they are from Indiana

Specifically, they are from Fort Wayne, home to someone we all know, who has been penetrated by many, many, many big dicks .......

 

[squallumz]

Roseanne Barr.

 

[knowone]

Pat Benatar
Meatloaf

 

[Tittyman5000]

Soundgarden

Rage Against The Machine

Stone Temple Pilots

Pearl Jam

Blues Traveler

 

[chickenlvr69]

i wish dey had gottenz charlie da chicken farner n da chickenettez! dey a lil zydaco band outa lafayette!

 

[Tittyman5000]

i wish dey had gottenz charlie da chicken farner n da chickenettez! dey a lil zydaco band outa lafayette!

Is he the one that sings " you snort a line & I'll snort a line Baby, You snort a line & I'll snort a line Babe" While the duck dances?

 

[chickenlvr69]

Is he the one that sings " you snort a line & I'll snort a line Baby, You snort a line & I'll snort a line Babe" While the duck dances?

He is indeed my good man! He is indeed!

 

[chickenlvr69]

By the way, I have the bookmobile all this week! Could I interest anyone in a nice copy of "Atlas Shrugged"?

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

wot about AC/DC? that would fucking rock!!!


:banger:

 

[Johan]

Motorhead

 

[shayd]

Just about anyone but the Black Eyed Peas. Or rather, the Will.I.Am and Fergie with two other expendables-band.

EDIT - WTF FreeOnes?

 

[enndaley]

Iggy and the Stooges
Andrew W.K.
Lil Wayne
Marilyn Manson