Ban against freeones.com!

Will you give up porn and sex for 36 years with me?

  • Yes, I will give up porn.

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • No, I shall be using you as my new sex doll now.

    Votes: 20 76.9%

  • Total voters
    26

Namreg

Banned
reminds me of planetside... it was great when i first started playing, but in time sony fucked it up so badly that the majority of players seemed to just hang out on the forums. "forumside" we called it, and we paid 12 bucks a month for it. god we were dumb.

as far as not touching myself for 36 years goes... well, 36 minutes maybe (if i have to be out in public), but 37 minutes would be really hard. really hard.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Internet porn is like a house with termites, slowly eating away the foundation that is legitimate, raincoat porn. Oh how I miss the good 'ole days! :banana:
 
24788, you f*cking b@stard! You scared the team members away! Petra hasn't posted since the 23rd & Roald hasn't posted since the 24th! ;)
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
24788, you f*cking b@stard! You scared the team members away! Petra hasn't posted since the 23rd & Roald hasn't posted since the 24th! ;)

Petra knows I'm clinically insane and I don't think Roald notices much besides posting "lol and sometimes weird ones" threads. He's one of us instead of one of them should I say.
 
I don't do that anyways. I'll post in the babe section and all that if I see the gallery or whatever haven't been posted, and for cheap rep some people in there will rep for anything with T & A.

Beyond anything else I could probably do this challenge. If anything I know a few members on here who will want to make five bucks. ;)
 
I Promise not to touch myself, but only if you'll touch me. :D
 
I just jacked off on general principal, and tomorrow I'm buying a hooker.
 
I just jacked off on general principal, and tomorrow I'm buying a hooker.

You're buying a hooker? That sounds expensive, especially considering most will charge between $1,500 and $3,000 bucks just for one night. Buying one will probably put you on the curb. :tongue:
 
You're buying a hooker? That sounds expensive, especially considering most will charge between $1,500 and $3,000 bucks just for one night. Buying one will probably put you on the curb. :tongue:

Not if I get a crack whore and then just hit the VD clinic afterward.
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
Vote passed (15 votes) there will be no ban against freeones.com. I hope next time you jack it you think of Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton laying on top of you.

JAJAJA - Evil wins.
 
Damn. I just jacked off to Bennihanna's avatar. That flower in her hair is so damn sexy! I'd shove my stamen in that bitch's pistil!!!! YEAH! Take it!! You like that, don't you? That bumblebee ain't got shit on this stamen, does it? Yeah. Scream my name! SCREAM IT!
 
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