Back When You Were A Lazy, Good For Nothing Teenager And Your Parents Noticed Then Said, "Life Of Riley" Who The Heck Were They Talking About?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm assuming this Riley was some sorta bumbling lecherous Irish ***** who lived a charmed life. He was told over and over to make a right turn but took so many left turns it led him the right way to his pot of gold. BOOM! Life of Riley...