Some guys suck...
Just a self-focused jackass. Loved to her himself talk.....blah, blah, blah
That's so interesting. Please continue.
(See what I did there. I'm listening. Girls love that.)
I am so great. I play kickball. I just hiked a 14er. My ex girlfriends say I am awesome in bed, etc., etc.
See that could have been cool if he'd opened with a good lawyer joke, but then I think people show always be able to make fun of themselves.
How did you come up with an attorney? Aren't they boring at all?
Friend of a friend. Somewhat of a blind date. Should have known better again...stirke two!
Did he at least buy you a couple drinks?