Bachelor Parties.

[STDiva]

My friend is getting married on Saturday. Tonight was his "bachelor party". He originally wanted to go see X-Men and call it a night but we weren't having it. We finally convinced him to have a night on the town and have some fun.

So we went out to a little dive, got some food (2-4-1 wings) drank some beer and watched Boston beat The 'Couve's ass. Went downtown, started hittin the heavy booze and having fun. By 1am we decide to hit the strip clubs. Me and a friend walk in, order a round of drinks for us and wait for the married man and the other guys. 5 minutes goes by. 10 minutes goes by. 2 lapdances go by and were wondering where the fuck the man of the hour is?!? I go back outside, and the married man and his buddy are outside the strip club waiting for us. Just sitting there. On the sidewalk. WTF!?!?! I tell him we got booze waitin for him and dances are on us. He's acting all bashful sayig he doesn't do strip clubs. His fiancé wouldn't approve. WTF is that?!? He couldn't have told us he didn't want to go? I'm all for letting him choose the details of the night, but letting us walk in, order drinks and get dances while he sits on the curb is fucking gay. Way to make us feel like a piece of shit!!!

So we left and managed to get a last call at some shithole bar with nobody in it, not to mention no tits, no ass, no heels, no stockings, no nothing.

Ugh. [/rant]

Anybody got any good bachelor party stories to share? Or if you have a story that beats my night in the gay category, share that too. I'll be browsing the site jerking off. fml

 

[grower_boy]

LOL. Don't feel bad...you tried to give the guy a good time, but he wouldn't go along with it. What was the shithole bar like?

I have a story that makes yours seem straighter than a pole in comparison. Back in high school, there were these two gay guys and the one guy was bouncing the other up and down on his lap.

 

[STDiva]

LOL. Don't feel bad...you tried to give the guy a good time, but he wouldn't go along with it. What was the shithole bar like?

I have a story that makes yours seem straighter than a pole in comparison. Back in high school, there were these two gay guys and the one guy was bouncing the other up and down on his lap.

The bar was underneath another bar. It's a Wednesday so nobody was out. Everything was closed and sucked. After the game ended, everybody mustve went home. Laaaaaame.

Who doesn't like strip clubs?!?!?!? I know it's a rip off, but it's one last celebration. Oh well.

Wait, did you say a gay guy was booming another guy on his lap?

 

[squallumz]

the red flag right off the bat was that he would rather have watched x-men.

maybe he's like me though. im not into the whole party scene. at all.

i skipped any sort of celebration when i got married. i just wanted to do it. i didnt wanna be taken out and forced to do this and that. i really dont have much in common with too many people. im kind of a private person. i dont make too many friends, i like things very quiet. i like to fly solo i guess.

im not a stripclub person believe it or not. trust me, im fucking girl crazy but i just dont get the whole spending money for a boner and nothing else. its expensive and i just feel uncomfortable. i dont know what to do, how to act, all that. and id rather drink by myself before bed to be honest. my girl wouldnt care of i went to a club or anything, shes really cool.

i never liked parties though. ever. i always feel like the odd dude out. im so not social.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

The bar was underneath another bar. It's a Wednesday so nobody was out. Everything was closed and sucked. After the game ended, everybody mustve went home. Laaaaaame.

Wait.. so why did he have his bachelor party on a Wednesday?
I know he was getting married Saturday but why didn't he have it the weekend before?

& I feel bad for him if his soon to be wife wouldn't 'approve' of him going to a strip club on the night of his bachelor party..

The only reason I wouldn't want my b/f to go to a strip club is I'd be scared he'd run into me there.. :tongue:

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I actually think it's cool to see a guy who'd stay away from that out of respect for his fiancée, but yeah, he should have told you that before you went.

As far as stories go, I went to a buddy's bachelor party about 5 years ago. It was at another of his friends' apartment and I knew there'd be strippers, drinking and what not (my girl had no problem with that.)

It was my first bachelor party and I really had no idea what to expect. It was relatively tame for the first hour or so...there were these rather nasty strippers from some Cleveland club. There were two girls and one was OK-ish...the other was just nasty from head to toe. She had horrible grapefruit halves implants and bad tattoos. Both of them were drinking more than the guys were.

Anyway, after about an hour or an hour and a half, one of the girls disappeared. So did two of these guys (I really didn't know most of the bachelors friends.) A few minutes later there was a small crowd by the bedroom door and it turned out that the super-nasty stripper was getting fucked by one guy and sucking the other guy off.

I watched for a few seconds and then bolted...it was not my scene at all. I went back in the living room and by then the OK-ish looking stripper was jerking two guys off on the couch and there was a third guy jerking himself off while waiting for his turn. That's when I left and had to cool my gf to pick me up 'cause I was already too drunk to try to drive home.

I didn't think that shit happened for real. I thought it was like an urban legend or some shit.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

the red flag right off the bat was that he would rather have watched x-men.

maybe he's like me though. im not into the whole party scene. at all.

i skipped any sort of celebration when i got married. i just wanted to do it. i didnt wanna be taken out and forced to do this and that. i really dont have much in common with too many people. im kind of a private person. i dont make too many friends, i like things very quiet. i like to fly solo i guess.

im not a stripclub person believe it or not. trust me, im fucking girl crazy but i just dont get the whole spending money for a boner and nothing else. its expensive and i just feel uncomfortable. i dont know what to do, how to act, all that. and id rather drink by myself before bed to be honest. my girl wouldnt care of i went to a club or anything, shes really cool.

i never liked parties though. ever. i always feel like the odd dude out. im so not social.

I'm right there with you, man. That shit's never been my scene. The only time I even enjoyed a strip club was when my girl asked me to take her to one just because she was curious and wondered what it was really like. We went to an "upscale" club and just observed like we were at the zoo.

 

[squallumz]

I'm right there with you, man. That shit's never been my scene. The only time I even enjoyed a strip club was when my girl asked me to take her to one just because she was curious and wondered what it was really like. We went to an "upscale" club and just observed like we were at the zoo.

yeah dude, im just more happy doing my own thing. id go with my girl if she wanted, but shes actually a hell of a lot like i am. we are both total loners. all we need is each other.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

yeah dude, im just more happy doing my own thing. id go with my girl if she wanted, but shes actually a hell of a lot like i am. we are both total loners. all we need is each other.

Very cool. I'd say that my girl and I are loners too...but every now and then we'll mix it up somehow.

But yeah, if a buddy called me up and asked me if I wanted to hit a strip club and have some drinks, I'd have to decline. I have much more fun staying at home with my girl and watching a movie or playing Okami. It's kind of fun being a nerd when you got a cute nerd to be geeky with.

 

[squallumz]

Very cool. I'd say that my girl and I are loners too...but every now and then we'll mix it up somehow.

But yeah, if a buddy called me up and asked me if I wanted to hit a strip club and have some drinks, I'd have to decline. I have much more fun staying at home with my girl and watching a movie or playing Okami. It's kind of fun being a nerd when you got a cute nerd to be geeky with.

yep, works for me. being a loner makes some things difficult though. we're like wanna be swingers who are to fucking shy to meet with other people. :1orglaugh

 

[Alyssa Rose]

yeah dude, im just more happy doing my own thing. id go with my girl if she wanted, but shes actually a hell of a lot like i am. we are both total loners. all we need is each other.

Cutest statement ever made on freeones right there! :clap:

 

[squallumz]

Cutest statement ever made on freeones right there! :clap:

oh shucks! dont make me blush! :o


but really, im one of those that actually really really likes my girl. its pretty silly.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

You should have given the guy rufilin or ruffies like in the hangover.How awesome would that be. I've been to some crazy parties but i'm pretty sure i havent been given ruffies ona night out

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

the red flag right off the bat was that he would rather have watched x-men.

Lol so true.

yeah dude, im just more happy doing my own thing. id go with my girl if she wanted, but shes actually a hell of a lot like i am. we are both total loners. all we need is each other.

Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Petra]

There's a wedding forum where some brides just fly off the handle about their guys having strippers (the "finding" their guy's porn stories are even more hilarious).

With that being said, hubby and I actually did our stag/hen together since we have the same friends and he's not into the stripper/partying scene at all. Our friends took us laser tagging and then we sat down to a murder mystery dinner where hubby ended up with a female character and had to wear a dress/wig. More priceless than a stripper any day. Especially since several friends use the picture as a ring tone. :1orglaugh

But, it always irritates me when the bride gets pissed about the whole stripper thing. He's marrying her for gods sake...let the guy have a little fun if that's his thing.

 

[squallumz]

see. i'd rather play laser tag. as a matter of fact, she bought me 200 bucks worth of really amazing laser tag guns around the time we got married. id could play with her forever.

im sitting here looking at the guns too. they are so badass.

btw, dude in a dress? classic.

 

[UrMaSucksDonkey]

I actually think it's cool to see a guy who'd stay away from that out of respect for his fiancée, but yeah, he should have told you that before you went.

As far as stories go, I went to a buddy's bachelor party about 5 years ago. It was at another of his friends' apartment and I knew there'd be strippers, drinking and what not (my girl had no problem with that.)

It was my first bachelor party and I really had no idea what to expect. It was relatively tame for the first hour or so...there were these rather nasty strippers from some Cleveland club. There were two girls and one was OK-ish...the other was just nasty from head to toe. She had horrible grapefruit halves implants and bad tattoos. Both of them were drinking more than the guys were.

Anyway, after about an hour or an hour and a half, one of the girls disappeared. So did two of these guys (I really didn't know most of the bachelors friends.) A few minutes later there was a small crowd by the bedroom door and it turned out that the super-nasty stripper was getting fucked by one guy and sucking the other guy off.

I watched for a few seconds and then bolted...it was not my scene at all. I went back in the living room and by then the OK-ish looking stripper was jerking two guys off on the couch and there was a third guy jerking himself off while waiting for his turn. That's when I left and had to cool my gf to pick me up 'cause I was already too drunk to try to drive home.

I didn't think that shit happened for real. I thought it was like an urban legend or some shit.

Meh pixie dust....Ah la cocaine

 

[squallumz]

whoa. those strippers are nuts. when i worked an an adult store, i met tons of the local strippers. there were clubs all over next to that store. they used to all get wasted at work by their bosses. it was totally allowed. its a crazy life.

a lot of em fuck each other too. it sounds like a made up fantasy tale but they've shown me fucking videos on their phones proving it right there. i never seen em in my private life, ive only heard stories like the one above with em all fucking all the dudes, but from what ive heard, they generally have a price, depending where u are and who you get.

an old boss of mine used to go on and on about a certain stripper who did all the good stuff for a lil extra.

 

[Petra]

Some of the comments about strippers at the bachelor parties from the forum:

My husband and I fought for literally months about his party, because the original agreement was strip club only, look-no-touch, and then I found out they were planning to hire a topless waitress and I lost all my trust in him and his friends. Getting over it was HARD. I still take the fact that his friends were ready and eager to pay a woman to perform borderline sexual favors for him as a sign of MAJOR disrespect for me. Personally, I think the line between a stripper and a prostitute is pretty thin (and on occasion nonexistent).

I think strippers at bachelor parties are highly inappropriate. First of all, it is not the groom’s last night being single, his last night being single was the night before he started seriously dating his bride… or at the very least, the night before he became engaged to her. Second of all, I understand that men have a tendency or desire to look at attractive members of the opposite sex, but there is a huge difference between naturally glancing at a sexy lady walking by and purposely going into a place to look at other women that are naked or almost naked and dancing provocatively. It’s disrespectful to the significant other, and it is certainly a horrible way to celebrate an upcoming marriage. There are plenty of other ways to have fun, bond with male friends, and celebrate a marriage.
I don’t understand the women that are okay with this… I guess I’m just abnormal.

I am more than a little offended at the insinuation that the reason I, and others like me, don’t approve of strip clubs is because there is a problem with my relationship with my husband. I trust my husband completely even in the event he were to visit a strip club.

I do, however, have a fundamental objection to the institution that is known as the sex trade industry and that includes nude dancing. It is a field that encourages substance abuse, that preys on women of low socioeconomic status, that has questionable work practices, and it’s survival depends on the concept that men see women as objects. And for every one woman who enjoys her job there are a thousand more who are forced into it, not only by their circumstances but sometimes physically.

So I can’t support a business that makes it’s money in the sale of women’s bodies and minds.

Hmmm. . . . I would be kind of mad if my FI had one at his Bachelor Party. I think that would be grounds for calling off the wedding.

However, that stems from my convictions and beliefs. If I didn’t have those I might not care

It really bothered me when FH went to a strip club for his best friend's bachelor party. It's going to really bother me when he goes to one for his. ICK. But he has promised me he will only go for bachelor parties and won't get a lap dance. So I guess that's a compromise. But it still bothers me...

 

[Ace Bandage]

When my brother got married a couple of years ago, I had him and some of our buddies down to my house for his bachelor party. We started off at a pub that brews its own beer and also has the best pizza in town, by far. Then we drove to downtown Louisville to hit up 4th street. We partied it up at several bars, hit the dance floor, nearly had a couple fights, and rode a mechanical bull. There was also a bachelorette party going on and the girl had taken one of those candy necklaces and put it around her upper thigh. We all took turns biting the candy off her leg. Damn, she was hot.

After we were pretty tanked, we got a cab to a fully nude strip nude club. We all got some dances, sat on perv row, and slammed some beer. When they closed for the night, we went back to my apartment, drank some more, and played Super Tecmo Bowl until everyone passed out. Great night.

His fiancé didn't mind the strip club because it was understood that it was probably the last time he'd ever go. And as far as she knows, that was the last time.