Baby survives 8 story plunge

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Call it luck. Call it fate. Call it whatever you want, but there’s no denying that it’s a miracle story of survival. A baby survives an 8-story plunge from an apartment window thanks to, get this, a restaurant awning. The baby’s fatal fall was broken by a restaurant awning, which bounced the baby into the waiting arms of a passing person on the street. If it wasn’t for that awning and that great catch, there’d be one less cuddly ****** in France.

full story :angels:
 
From now on whenever I go out, I'm gonna walk with my arms stretched out, just in case!
 
...there’d be one less cuddly ****** in France.

Sounds more like a pet than a ***** in this description.

But big deal. I once knew a chain smoking two-year-old and still living.
 
Obviously wasn't thrown hard enough.

Here's one in Queen NY that was not so lucky last night.:******:



Baby Is Thrown From Apartment

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704462704575591333123823118.html

"A 2-year-old Queens boy was ****ed when he was apparently thrown from a seventh-floor apartment window Tuesday evening, authorities said.

The *****, who wasn't identified by police, was rushed to New York Hospital of Queens after police responded to the scene on Leavitt Street in Flushing at about 8:35 p.m., but he couldn't be saved, police said.


A 53-year-old woman dropped a three-year-old boy from a seventh floor balcony at 35-06 Leavitt Street in Queens on Tuesday. The boy was reported dead on arrival at a nearby hospital.
.Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said the boy, who was just a few days shy of his third birthday, was apparently thrown from the apartment by a 53-year-old woman who was among several people living in the home. "
 
Surprisingly, dead baby jokes become less funny when there are actual dead babies to be scooped up off of the street.

How odd...







But if I do not see the dead babies, they do not exist. Just like the dead soldiers/civilians in Iraq/Afghanistan, eh western media .... eh?
 
All the ***** is on your hands, BlueBalls! Every ***** of the innocent!

Live with that!










Go on.





Live with it!
 
Can't I just throw BlueBalls off a roof?

Please, do.

Oh you're just agitated because The Lord Saveth Thy Baby and you know it! :tongue: :hatsoff:

Surely the Lord would be far classier in sparing this *****'s life than just allowing it to crudely bounce off of a awning and falling on some unsuspecting passer by? I don't know maybe once the ***** had fallen "he" could have caught the ***** in mid air and taken it back up to its window, him being outside of the laws of logic and all.... Maybe giving its parents pancreatic cancer in the process for being so stupid as to allow a ***** up at the window in the first place.

Or, you know; not allowing the ***** to fall out of the window in the first place... :dunno:

But whatever, God did it. YAY! :nanner:
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
I'm sure that's what Michael Jackson had in mind during that tour,although
there wasn't an awning where he was.

It's just as well he wasn't on ***** :facepalm:
 
Furthers my theory that ******s and ***** girls are somehow indestructible.
 
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