Babies are stupid

[cam-perv]

I'm not feeling bad because 98% of the people who read it immediately understand it's not supposed to be taken serious (afterall, it's written by the onion, one of the best satirical sites on the internet). You just have to ask yourself what's more logical, that we are all twisted individuals who think baby killing is fun or that the remaining 2% of the people who overreact are completely devoid of any sense of humour

whatever you guys-------i am know in my circles for having the best sense of humour
i am the typical class clown
pretty much at work my "job" is keeping everyone upbeat and happy
babies are helpless and so are paralyzed people---i dont make fun of either


2% my ass-----my rep has gone from all red to all green so im not the only one

 

[calpoon]

comparing paralyzed people (who are fully intelligent as anyone else) to infants is pretty insulting don't you think? Why don't you show some sensitivity cam-perv.

 

[friendsofmine]

comparing paralyzed people (who are fully intelligent as anyone else) to infants is pretty insulting don't you think? Why don't you show some sensitivity cam-perv.

Is that satire too?
Sorry folks but i agree with camperv on this one, babies are special and are for us so-called adults to protect.....otherwise most of us would be dead

:awaiting negative rep

 

[jodyojody]

Is that satire too?
Sorry folks but i agree with camperv on this one, babies are special and are for us so-called adults to protect.....otherwise most of us would be dead

:awaiting negative rep

yes me too
as a mother, i find even joking about anything to do with harming babies is childish and direspectfull
some of the onions work is funny but since reading this crap, i have a differant opinion of him

 

[Wainkerr99]

"Satire is often strictly defined as a literary genre or form; although, in practice, it is also found in the graphic and performing arts.
In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement.[1]
Although satire is usually meant to be funny, the purpose of satire is not primarily humour in itself so much as an attack on something of which the author strongly disapproves, using the weapon of wit.

A very common, almost defining feature of satire is its strong vein of irony or sarcasm, but parody, burlesque, exaggeration, juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. The essential point, however, is that "in satire, irony is militant".[2] This "militant irony" (or sarcasm) often professes to approve the very things the satirist actually wishes to attack."

Wikipedia​

Human parents usually don't leave their babies to die. So I guess they are not evolved in the same way.

A baby screams its lungs out when it needs something though.

Defenseless babies sounds like something we discussed in about the 8th grade.

 

[calpoon]

It's time to invoke the great sage George Carlin:

It’s all you hear about in this country- The children. Help the children. What about the children? Save the children. You know what I say? Fuck the children! They are getting entirely too much attention… I know all you single dads and soccer mom’s who think you’re such fucking heroes aren’t going to like this, but somebody’s gotta tell you for your own good: Your children are overrated and overvalued. You’ve turned them into little cult objects. You have a child fetish, and it’s not healthy.

 

[Galactic]

Confirms what I already thought.