Awesome goodbye letter!

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
HAHAHAHAHAHA, wow...I don't care if that's real or not, but it's the best thing I've read in a while.
 
Ignoring the fact it seems pretty petty, if it is true the guy is a complete idiot for putting the message on a form that can be traced, is probably stored somewhere, and where he admitted everything in no ambiguous terms.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Of course its petty. But sometimes taking the low road feels pretty good.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
I am predicting quite a long list of felony charges and a very long vacation in prison, possibly life. :D all that for attempted murder? poisoning somebody, spiking their food / toothpaste. the guy could have just stopped paying the mortgage and told her to fuck off. he was incredibly fuckin retarded to post this kind of incriminating evidence in an open forum, nonetheless having it on his computer is a indication of a clear cut case of planning and premeditation, as well as conspiracy to do great bodily harm. conspiracy to poison with illicit drugs, clearly he could have caused death, what if she had a bad heart and the cocaine killed her? which in plain English is attempting to commit murder by poison.. yeah that's hilarious.. what a complete fuckin dumbass moron. :conehead: and maybe the joke is on me for failing to see any humor in this act of cowardliness and jealousy. :dunno:
 
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