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This went in a whole other direction I did not see coming.... surprisingly.
yeah... baby... that's what I'm talkin' about!
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taking interactive moive merch too a whole lower level?
- They're humanoid cat things, right?
- From another planet in a different galaxy?
- But taking all of this into account they still have human vagina's?
Do we not see the logical flaw here people!? Aliens that have evolved separately from us have exactly the same kind of genitalia as our human women? Was there really any need for this fucking movie to be made if this is the case!?! I know, why not just dump two fat fucks into the woods and film them attempting to find the right position in which to fuck for three hours put against some cheesy music and *BLAM* it's the same fucking movie just a lot more interesting!
But no, we have to go through 3 hours of this bullshit! And after all that when he sticks it in he doesn't pull out writhing in pain due to the fact that a sharp horn like object insets itself down his urethra? No, that wouldn't be so lovely. No, that wouldn't make for a good story. NO! We don't want our protagonist running through the woods screaming because his cock is torn to shreds.
Well fuck you movie!
Frankly, if I was that guy, as soon as I stuck it in and found out that after all that nonsense I had just been through I could have gotten the exact same thing from a $5 slut back home I would have slaughtered the entire village single handedly and taken a giant dump on their sacred tree right before I burnt it to the ground!
I don't actually care I'm just bored, but thanks for reading this far. You're a real winner.
- From another planet in a different galaxy?
- But taking all of this into account they still have human vagina's?
Do we not see the logical flaw here people!? Aliens that have evolved separately from us have exactly the same kind of genitalia as our human women? Was there really any need for this fucking movie to be made if this is the case!?! I know, why not just dump two fat fucks into the woods and film them attempting to find the right position in which to fuck for three hours put against some cheesy music and *BLAM* it's the same fucking movie just a lot more interesting!
But no, we have to go through 3 hours of this bullshit! And after all that when he sticks it in he doesn't pull out writhing in pain due to the fact that a sharp horn like object insets itself down his urethra? No, that wouldn't be so lovely. No, that wouldn't make for a good story. NO! We don't want our protagonist running through the woods screaming because his cock is torn to shreds.
Well fuck you movie!
Frankly, if I was that guy, as soon as I stuck it in and found out that after all that nonsense I had just been through I could have gotten the exact same thing from a $5 slut back home I would have slaughtered the entire village single handedly and taken a giant dump on their sacred tree right before I burnt it to the ground!
I don't actually care I'm just bored, but thanks for reading this far. You're a real winner.
That should really be "you're a real winner", "true" doesn't sound right to me. But anyway, you deserve it champ. :thumbsup:
Pants off.
jackit off???
I suppose that before Avatar that would have been known as "smurfette."
I still prefer her.
I still prefer her.
indeed, good sir.
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