Autograph-thread

[assari]

I would hate to get rid of it, I've had for years. I've never known of anyone to collect a Hitler autograph.

Hitler singed thousands of documents so his singnature is not a rarity.

Do not be so jealous.

I've got Ginger Lynn's somewhere....and I would love to have Hitlers autograph. I know someone that has one of Jon Wayne Gacy's paintings....or she did, until she died of a heroin overdose.

Murderers and dictators are in a way interesting people, but the actors have done something permanent.

I got Ronnie James to autograph my Heaven and Hell crew shirt after work one night. Next thing I know, 6 months later, he's dead.

R.I.P

 

[georges]

 

[Mayhem]

Your autograph and your screen name are spelled differently.....you fuckin' imposter.

 

[georges]

 

[assari]

Your autograph and your screen name are spelled differently.....you fuckin' imposter.

^

Mayhem knows how nasty rednecks need to be treated.

Mr. Moderator is a French.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Murderers and dictators are in a way interesting people, but the actors have done something permanent.

Most people I speak to that have been murdered consider it a pretty permanent effect.

Speaking of dictators, today I passed up the opportunity to buy a watch featuring a likeness of Kim Jong-Il. Instead of a second hand going round and round, his arm was just waving back and forth with every tick-tock. Why the hell did I not buy this offensive piece of tat?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Most people I speak to that have been murdered consider it a pretty permanent effect.

Speaking of dictators, today I passed up the opportunity to buy a watch featuring a likeness of Kim Jong-Il. Instead of a second hand going round and round, his arm was just waving back and forth with every tick-tock. Why the hell did I not buy this offensive piece of tat?

that's total pants!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Your autograph and your screen name are spelled differently.....you fuckin' imposter.

FreeOnes fucked me on the character count...

 

[georges]

^

Mr. Moderator is a French.

Yes and you have a problem with that? I also have Finnish,German, Estonian, Russian and Swedish roots.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I also have Finnish,German, Estonian, Russian and Swedish roots.

Christ, how many parents have you got?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Send it to me and you get one of these;

-Adolf Hitler

-Madonna

-Pat Boone

-vodkazvictim

-Jaana Ruutu etc.

I love you so much I'm gonna get cum in ya eye.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Is that blurry or am I pissed?

Christ, how many parents have you got?

When you factor in the way in which the parents are related (his brother is his uncle, etc), it gets even more complex.

 

[assari]

Why the hell did I not buy this offensive piece of tat?

Because you're a capitalist.

Yes and you have a problem with that?

No, it's not a problem for me.

I love you so much I'm gonna get cum in ya eye.

vv, we do not destroy our good friendship with bad sex.

 

[assari]

This often happens to me when I try to get a celebrity autograph.

 

[georges]

Christ, how many parents have you got?

Two. You should count in my ancestry my grand parents, my great grand parents and my great great grand parents.

 

[Rhyno17]

Can't rep you yet but that was funny as hell!!

 

[assari]

Can't rep you yet but that was funny as hell!!

Mr. HappyHapyJoyJoy dares to say anything online, but in real life he is humble and fearful in front of others.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Mr. HappyHapyJoyJoy dares to say anything online...

No I don't. I'm incredibly respectful of those who deserve respect. I'm just also more than willing to call an asshole an asshole.

...but in real life he is humble and fearful in front of others.

:1orglaugh

Well, I have had people call me humble before. Generally speaking people tend to be more fearful of me than the reverse though. Of course, it's generally unwarranted since I'm a rather nice guy. Just, you know, not to people like you. Stop being a trolling douche and act like a normal human being for a while and, who knows, you'd probably even be able to earn some degree of respect from me. I tend to be a forgiving sort.

 

[assari]

Stop being a trolling douche and act like a normal human being

Show me a troll post.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Show me a troll post.

Okay, follow these simple steps:

1. Click on your user name.
2. Click the "View Forum Posts" option.
3. Click on just about any post that shows up from that search.
4. Read what is almost invariably a troll post.

 

[assari]

Okay, follow these simple steps:

1. Click on your user name.
2. Click the "View Forum Posts" option.
3. Click on just about any post that shows up from that search.
4. Read what is almost invariably a troll post.

So you do not find any.