Yeah, I had a total love-at-first-sight with Audra Mitchell because she reminded me of a 15 year-old babe back when I was the same age, and still stupid. I was a thin blonde, ass lover -- and Audra is a spitting image of this fuller-figured, stocky-short, hourglass brunette.
I so could have had her, but I was a stupid ass. She was a sweetheart, and I yelled and embarrassed her when she played a joke on me -- showing her cute affection only to have it squashed.
Not even a year later I changed from thin blondes to busty brunettes to full figured, hourglass brunette lover. By then, she had a bf and I'm sure she was still stinging. It's one of those chronic, "why didn't I stop being superficial sooner?" moments. Sigh.
Luckily that was one of the few. Most of the unbelievably hot, hourglass, full-figured, busty brunettes I had opportunities with came in those following months when I wasn't stupid anymore. But still, I look at Audra and want to kick my own fucking ass really hard everytime.
