At the FreeOnes office

[lurkingdirk]

I suspect Willem...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Another one of Roald's homebrewed Chocolate sausages escapes the pan ...

 

[PirateKing]

Pooped? So that wasn't a snickers?

 

[andrea_]

and you better NOT use the coffee-maker, too...

 

[Cutie]

and you better NOT use the coffee-maker, too...

You're right, Stan is known to whack off in them, on them, in the coffee grounds too.. lol

 

[Rane1071]

Hmm, microwaved poop. Wonder if it'll catch on.

 

[StanScratch]

I thought my tomato soup contained way too many nuts and corn. How about that.

You're right, Stan is known to whack off in them, on them, in the coffee grounds too.. lol

,,,and those are just for starters.
Would you like a sprinkled donut, Cutie?

 

[Petra]

Can't be our office. In the almost 4 years I've worked here we've never had a microwave.

 

[Red Spyder]

Can't be our office. In the almost 4 years I've worked here we've never had a microwave.

So Freeones is not the paradise I always imagined

I don't know how I'd manage without the microwaved pop corn, or taking some of my grandma's cooking to heat up at the office for lunch, or hot cocoa during winter...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Would you like a sprinkled donut, Cutie?

I think she prefers glazed....

 

[Cutie]

,,,and those are just for starters.
Would you like a sprinkled donut, Cutie?

:eek: No thanks, I don't know where your hands and your dick has been.. :eek:

I think she prefers glazed....

Glazed yes.. But with sugar, not nut butter.. lol

 

[jod0565]

How do you poop in a microwave?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It's a question for the ages. I suggest unbanning BaconSalt to get an answer.

 

[Petra]

So Freeones is not the paradise I always imagined

I don't know how I'd manage without the microwaved pop corn, or taking some of my grandma's cooking to heat up at the office for lunch, or hot cocoa during winter...

Nope, it's not the paradise people think it is. Oh, and you'd hate being at the FO office because microwaved popcorn is fairly non-existant over here. You can get it...but it's not the good stuff.

 

[afterlights]

How do you poop in a microwave?

On a paper plate, I've seen. One could probably dump on the turntable, too, I guess.

The note doesn't say if the perp nuked it or not.

 

[lurkingdirk]

On a paper plate, I've seen. One could probably dump on the turntable, too, I guess.

The note doesn't say if the perp nuked it or not.

I hope I never work where you work.

 

[robsfaves]

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/695271380/Police-flush-out-teens-who-cooked-poop-in-microwave.html

 

[yoicham]

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/695271380/Police-flush-out-teens-who-cooked-poop-in-microwave.html

The microwave had to be replaced. And because it cost $3,500, the prank turned into a felony crime, Quezada said.

That is one expensive fucking microwave!

 

[andrea_]

How do you poop in a microwave?

well, if you have enough farting power you could lay a turd in it from ten feet...

:elaugh:

 

[afterlights]

That is one expensive fucking microwave!

The commercial models always are.