Ass cleaning tips
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The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
It's true. He keeps it so clean that you could eat mashed potatoes off of it.
We have taharet borusu (i don't know its English) in Turkey.
You "wash" your ass with your hand after shitting and use toilet paper to wife out the wetness of your ass then wash your hands. It's like a plugged shower head into the wc. You get a fresh feeling after shit.
Taharet borusu rocks.
You "wash" your ass with your hand after shitting and use toilet paper to wife out the wetness of your ass then wash your hands. It's like a plugged shower head into the wc. You get a fresh feeling after shit.
Taharet borusu rocks. 
How do people not think thi is nasty?
There are some f-ed up people on this forum
There are some f-ed up people on this forum
The things I'm burdened to know about others.
Now where's the brain bleach?
Shifty
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We have taharet borusu (i don't know its English) in Turkey.
You "wash" your ass with your hand after shitting and use toilet paper to wife out the wetness of your ass then wash your hands. It's like a plugged shower head into the wc. You get a fresh feeling after shit.
That's like a poor man's bidet.
I like to wear hazmat suits and just shit and piss in it until it reaches my chin, then I change suits. Takes a few months.
We have taharet borusu (i don't know its English) in Turkey.
You "wash" your ass with your hand after shitting and use toilet paper to wife out the wetness of your ass then wash your hands. It's like a plugged shower head into the wc. You get a fresh feeling after shit.
That's called a bidet just in case you wanted to know.
Actually, a bidet is the entire piece that looks like a toilet. From the picture Funkwerkz posted it looks like an add-on to your regular toilet seat. That's why I said it was a poor-man's bidet.
Actually, a bidet is the entire piece that looks like a toilet. From the picture Funkwerkz posted it looks like an add-on to your regular toilet seat. That's why I said it was a poor-man's bidet.
Fair point I didn't actually look at that until just now, that is cheap and nasty. Where can I get one? :rofl:
I'm a big fan of the ass-icure, ass I already usse it. Without the washcloth - that's just as abrasive, and can't sense the products of the food we consume.
Shaving is 4 weenies. Shaving and expoing ANY of the skin to saltwater anytime soon, especially a mucosal surface highly sensitive to pain, is basically assuicidal tendency.
Shaving is 4 weenies. Shaving and expoing ANY of the skin to saltwater anytime soon, especially a mucosal surface highly sensitive to pain, is basically assuicidal tendency.
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Very funny thread, but I also agree completely. I take great care cleaning that area, not only for myself, but for my girlfriend. I'm weird I guess, because I shower after every crap. I like to be clean at all times.
The More You Know..........
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