Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
B or A if I had the lube, then G. and after a good drink, I'd take the turbo for a run. ;)
 
If you happened across me up a back alley and I was slightly Chablied but begging you to fuck my over my 966 turbo bonnet, would you .....

a....... get the lube out and make sure my ass was well done
b........do it dry
c........call your friends for reinforcements
d........run home
e........brand me and take me to your island to keep me there as your sex slave
f.........ask me to brand you and take you to my island and keep you as my sex slave
g........get me another bottle of chabers.

Miss VVHHH

a,b and then advise you to sell that piece of crap 966 turbo and get a 430 ferrari
 

Jon S.

Banned
Oh wise all knowing Miss Euro Tart! With 2012 off on the horizon, which of these is the world's worst nightmare: 1. The world REALLY comes to an end on December 21, 2012 as "some" seem to "believe," or 2. God forbid, the United States ACTUALLY elect Sarah Palin as their next President! Inquiring minds need to know!
 
If you happened across me up a back alley and I was slightly Chablied but begging you to fuck my over my 966 turbo bonnet, would you .....

a....... get the lube out and make sure my ass was well done
b........do it dry
c........call your friends for reinforcements
d........run home
e........brand me and take me to your island to keep me there as your sex slave
f.........ask me to brand you and take you to my island and keep you as my sex slave
g........get me another bottle of chabers.

Miss VVHHH

(quickly)D, then A... then G and then F...then G again
 

Slaback

Banned
Hello Miss Hybrid!

I would like to ask you a question which is perhaps a bit frightening.

Have you investigated the alien abduction phenomenon? I regularly read a UFO-magazine at the library where stories about alien abduction are published. I have become a bit frightened of the aliens after that. Why are they here?

Anyway, have you ever considered giving up your career as a photo model to instead enter the field of ufology?

Thank you!
 
If you happened across me up a back alley and I was slightly Chablied but begging you to fuck my over my 966 turbo bonnet, would you .....

a....... get the lube out and make sure my ass was well done
b........do it dry
c........call your friends for reinforcements
d........run home
e........brand me and take me to your island to keep me there as your sex slave
f.........ask me to brand you and take you to my island and keep you as my sex slave
g........get me another bottle of chabers.

Miss VVHHH

H...... do everything on the list and add some more.
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Fuck me, I have been away for 50 posts and it was only 4 days.

Aliens do you think?

I will be replying to every one of these as all are very worthy of a reply.

As was spoted by a little one, I carry the lube. If I have lost it talk dirty to me and I will quickly make some more.

Miss Lth (Lube)
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Definitely the same time for maximum pleasure! Fill you from both ends!
& if the situation t'were reversed? Would you wait for your mate to have a ride on me?

No I would get straight on with it and hope she had brought the double ender
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
I would watch for a bit and than I would join, but no double penetration.

One cock alone is not enough for my favorite misstress.

I like the way you think Mister V.

Miss VVHHH

Ps

I have been shagged to death and back to life this week x
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Okay, first of all, who is walking around with lube on them? :1orglaugh

As far as the answer, it's H: I wake up from the dream with a chubby and a disappointed look on my face.

I always carry some, its home made I call it "Miss Euro Tart Easy Start" I keep it my jeans, always near the bottom, which comes in handy.

I love to be woken up by a poke in the behind

Miss VVHHH
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
I choose option F. I am allways asking to be your personel Massuese, Miss Chablied.

Are you good at it Mister V?

I like it firm but gentle too, lots of oil .......
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
g to start with, then a, finally e or f, maybe we could swap over on a weekly basis.

Mister L,

Did we have an option L? I will just go with the f then x
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
I should think some "a" until it turns to "b", then "d" to get more "a", until "b" again, then "d" to "g" so that I can then do "e" and switch between "e" and "f" until I need "c"
:D


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