Ask me (Gordar) any question you want...

Just don't expect an answer. :tongue:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
When is your birthday?
 
Do you get turned on when your finger rips thru the toilet paper and goes up into your ass a little bit??
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Can anyone start a "Ask me(insert random username) anything you want." thread?
 
Have you ever taken a really big shit and felt a sort of zen calm afterwards?

Can anyone start a "Ask me(insert random username) anything you want." thread?

Anyone whose user name isn't biomech. :thefinger
 
When is your birthday?

Yes

Are your balls big?

Yes

Do you get turned on when your finger rips thru the toilet paper and goes up into your ass a little bit??

No

When you travel on an airplane do your balls need their own seat?

No, they'd need their own airplane, because they're simply too big & heavy to be carried by one plane.

What led you to believe that FreeOnes needed another "Ask me ... any question you want" thread?

Simple, I actually know the answer to life, the universe and everything, so it might actually be smart to ask me everything you wanted to know.

Can anyone start a "Ask me(insert random username) anything you want." thread?

Technically yes, but they're all useless (besides mine).

Have you ever taken a really big shit and felt a sort of zen calm afterwards?

Almost every time I take a shit.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Have you ever taken a really big shit and felt a sort of zen calm afterwards?



Anyone whose user name isn't biomech. :thefinger

:eek: Damn, I wanted a thread like this so bad. :D
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Things with shredded coconut on it, what is your stance on this?
 
Why is my "Ask me" thread so much better than yours? :tongue:

Well, that's a matter of opinion...

I'll try to explain it with an example.

Some people like sunny weather while some people like rainy weather. The people who like sunny weather claim it's better than rainy weather, while the people who like rainy weather will claim the opposite.

You claim your thread is better, while everyone else claims my thread is better (the best, even!).

I don't think you like these ask threads. :dunno: May I ask why? :shy:

Yes, you may! (you actually want an answer, don't you?)

Because the things I'd like to know are generally considered to be private & those things that aren't private can be found all over the web without you or me having to ask, unless the person you're asking the question to is not famous, but in that case there's not much to ask either...

Simply put, a total waste of space IMHO...


Things with shredded coconut on it, what is your stance on this?

Why would anyone in his right mind do that? Shredded coconut is far inferior to honey, which you can use in tea, on women, a slice of bread, etc.
 

Shifty

O.G.
I hear you get together every six months or so with the moderators to make fun of the members over pizza and chocolate milk. Is there any way I can get an invite?
 

georges

Moderator
Staff member
Have you ever been to the redlight district??? (sorry if my question sounds naive)
 
I hear you get together every six months or so with the moderators to make fun of the members over pizza and chocolate milk. Is there any way I can get an invite?

Nope, it's a private party!

Have you ever been to the redlight district??? (sorry if my question sounds naive)

Yes & no. Yes I've been yto the red light district, but only to visit a club, not to visit prostitutes...

what happened to my camel thread?

It went back to the desert, where it belongs.
 
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