Hell no. Kids are easy if you actually spend time with them and raise them yourself not expect school too or the street or someone else so you don't have too.
For me I love to have something to pull on a bit when we play and gives me something to run my hands through. I'm such a toughy feely kinda person.
It means as long as it's well kept that you take care of yourself which is important. It can make you look older when your young and if it keeps well younger when your old. Girls love a younger guy to look older and what girl doesn't want a younger man when she's older.
as for male penis penetrating me I can't say really that one stands out insanely over the others. Now as for a massage I got with a happy ending for me with his hands as to be my fav as it was something I always wanted to do but hadn't gotten to till then.
It's really horrible and corny and really not to funny but I like it.
A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the guy that shot my pa.:dunno: I have no clue why really but its actually the only one I can really remember lol