Ask Kimora Klein Any thang

[KimoraKlein]

Good to see you posting again, Miss Kimora.

How have you been lately?

I've been posting, just all over the board.

I've been awesome for the most part -- Sara Jay (roomie) was in town for the past week and she jetted out yesterday so I've been bored all today. Blahh.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Re: Ask Kimora Klein Anythang

I've got two.

Will you marry me?

Have you changed your mind yet? :iloveyou:

 

[jlm555]

i'm a virgin.will u make me a man kimora? i am a huge fan.

 

[KimoraKlein]

Can I borrow tree fiddy?

Me na only ave foa so, ya na owe me laytah, zeen?

 

[jod0565]

i'm a virgin.will u make me a man kimora? i am a huge fan.

I'll answer this for you, Miss Kimora - No, she won't, but BlueBalls will.

 

[PirateKing]

Me na only ave foa so, ya na owe me laytah, zeen?

I'm sorry I don't speak spanish. No tree fiddy?

I'll answer this for you, Miss Kimora - No, she won't, but Dirk will.

Fixed. BlueBalls has retired from that profession.

 

[KimoraKlein]

I'm sorry I don't speak spanish. No tree fiddy?

It's Jamaican Patois. I'm Chinese-Jamaican. I hear this shit all day long with family. Translation:

Me na only ave foa so, ya na owe me laytah, zeen?
I only have four, so just pay me back, understand?

 

[jod0565]

Hey Miss Kimora, are you excited for this year's Miss Freeones contest?

 

[Shifty]

We've known each other for awhile now.

When can I get some?

 

[PirateKing]

It's Jamaican Patois. I'm Chinese-Jamaican. I hear this shit all day long with family. Translation:

Me na only ave foa so, ya na owe me laytah, zeen?
I only have four, so just pay me back, understand?

Well color me ignorant...I just learned something new regarding culture. :hatsoff:

...I was just uh, joking around. I knew it wasn't Spanish. :shy:
Thanks fo tha fo.

 

[LukeEl]

It's Jamaican Patois. I'm Chinese-Jamaican. I hear this shit all day long with family. Translation:

Me na only ave foa so, ya na owe me laytah, zeen?
I only have four, so just pay me back, understand?

I knew it, your ethinic back ground I mean. I was recently educated, finding out how many Chinese settled in Jamaica.

 

[powers411]

Re: Ask Kimora Klein Anythang

I prefer circumcised. I don't trust most guys with their cleanliness. 1 word: Smegma. ukey: Caution looking that word up if you don't know.

what is wrong with you dick cheese is wonderful...

 

[emceeemcee]

I'm Australian. Does that improve my chances?

 

[Spleen]

What's a thang?

 

[KimoraKlein]

Hey Miss Kimora, are you excited for this year's Miss Freeones contest?

Super! I'm real glad there's a Top OSCM category. I don't really fit into the other ones, so that's the one I'm gonna shoot for!

We've known each other for awhile now.

When can I get some?

Aw honey this headache still hasn't gone away from last night... *rolls over in bed*

I'm Australian. Does that improve my chances?

YES. I've dated an Aussie. I like you all and your down under-ness very much so. Mmm.

What's a thang?

Slang word for thing. Also used to replace the proper word for any object.

"Hit that thang!"

"Give me that thang!"

"Where is that thang at?"

"You better find that thang soon."

 

[Icewater Jones]

Any word on new videos that feature yourself in hardcore action???

 

[KimoraKlein]

Any word on new videos that feature yourself in hardcore action???

Yessir, new DVD is out! Selling it signed. See my reply on my 'new babe added' thread if you want one. :nanner:

 

[LukeEl]

Yessir, new DVD is out! Selling it signed. See my reply on my 'new babe added' thread if you want one. :nanner:

Now is this more of a dramedy or suspense romance?

 

[316sherm]

When is XXX-Men coming out? C'mon Jubilee...
:batman:

 

[XfinhoX]

vegan and naked. i loved these two words together, even better associated to a hottie as kimora klein...
now im even more proud of being vegan.

NAKED VEGAN COOKING SHOW!!! I make baller fucking vegan food that omnivores love too. I'd do it naked, and at the end of every episode fuck myself with one of the veggies I used.

...In which case most recipes will call for zucchini.