asian massage

hey everyone.. been some time sence i have been here but i got a question... the other day was my first time going to a asian massage place and well i was kinda freaked out.. the girl was hot and well... i am very peranoid i gess. after the massage she asked if i want to have some "fun" for some extra charge// i thought about it and thought... but i had to turn down. i thought maybe she was a cop or somthing. so my question is this happened to anyone before and should i go for it next time :p if i go that is...
 

Aces&Jacks

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Didn't know that people actually went to a massage parlor not to get the Happy Ending.
 
Yeah- wtf? Happy endings are, well... happy! Can't imagine not getting one when stopping in to an Asian massage place. Ah well... go back in for another massage if you want to try it out, X3r0.

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It helps relieve stress, so go ahead and do it next time. I kinda understand the cop thing though, I dont know what the laws are like in your state but its most likely cool. She was hot too lol man u had it good lol how much did she want extra to do the 'finishing job'?
Aces&Jacks said:
Didn't know that people actually went to a massage parlor not to get the Happy Ending.
LOL, yeah can u believe it some people are just happy with a regular massage, pfft weirdos LMAO :rofl:
 
Misery said:
After seeing cops raid those places, I'd be hesitant.

Totally agree. This reminds me of the fresh prince episode when Will and his uncle get offered the happy ending at the massage parlor and it so happens it gets raided by cops:rofl:
 
southtxmordecai said:
Totally agree. This reminds me of the fresh prince episode when Will and his uncle get offered the happy ending at the massage parlor and it so happens it gets raided by cops:rofl:

That was a classic episode, those chicks were fine too in that parlor.
 
a massage without the happy ending is simply a trip to the chiropractor....
 
Dude, it's she who should worry that you are the cop, not the other way around. A buddy of mine went to one of those Rub n' Tug joints and the chick wouldn't give him the happy ending because she thought HE was a cop. She said, in the stereotypical asian accent "No happy extra, you 5-0, you 5-0". It was hilarious.

By the way, how much extra was she charging and can you give me the address?
 
Hey well worth the night in jail if I may say so. Too bad you pussed out, or why even go receive an asian massage if you don't get the "extra" bonus message.
 
Okay, having never gone to a massage parlor, no need to as there's a Mexican boystown nearby anyway, so what kind of extra service do you get there? Is it just a hand job, a blow job, or some good old fashioned screwing? I mean, because if it's just a hand job I pass.
 

FullMoonWolf

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I remember getting asked up front if I was a cop.
I actually went into overtime with her because I couldn't cum. She thought it was her..it wasn't. Finally I asked her to get on top of me and just help me..work it out between her tits. That worked better. I felt like a new man when I left!
 
Red Spyder said:
Okay, having never gone to a massage parlor, no need to as there's a Mexican boystown nearby anyway, so what kind of extra service do you get there? Is it just a hand job, a blow job, or some good old fashioned screwing? I mean, because if it's just a hand job I pass.

Its generally a handjob
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Or so Ive heard

FullMoonWolf u got a titjob wow lol
I wish someone who has really done it give a price for the finishing job, Im curious. It better not be that much
 
Look in the sports page section of your newspaper. If they advertise there, then you get a hand job. They do it for an extra tip.
 
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