Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Fat chicks.
Beggars can't be choosers but while I may be willing to have a casual relationship with almost anyone I'm not sure I could bear to get serious with the following:
Bigots, racist homophobes. - For obvious reasons
Religious & Spiritual types - I can't even take chicks who kinda like Astrology let alone hardcore religious or spiritual types like Krissy Lynn, hot as she is not sure I could put up with that for long.
Republicans - I don't know if I'm being overly judgemental but while I'm fine with conservatives in my own country, from what little I've seen of the American right they are absolutely terrifying.
Hygiene. I really pride myself on good hygiene and I expect the same from the opposite sex. I can remember a handful of times where bad breath, smelly underarms, stinky feet or body odor just killed it for me. That and extreme political/religious views will leave the bitch seriously hanging.
v. snatched, snatch·ing, snatch·es
v.tr.
1.
a. To grasp or seize hastily, eagerly, or suddenly.
b. Sports To raise (a weight) in one quick, uninterrupted motion from the floor to a position over the lifter's head.
2. To grasp or seize illicitly.
v.intr.
To make grasping or seizing motions: snatched at the lamp cord.
n.
1. The act of snatching; a quick grasp or grab.
2. A brief period of time: "At the end we preferred to travel all night,/Sleeping in snatches" (T.S. Eliot).
3. A small amount; a bit or fragment: a snatch of dialogue.
4. Slang A kidnapping.
5. Sports A lift in weightlifting in which the weight is raised in one uninterrupted motion from the floor to a position over the lifter's head.
6. Vulgar Slang The vulva.
I can totally be all those things. Although #6 would take some doing..Wouldn't want the children or the easily squeamish around
Willing to make an exception yet?In other words, what aspects of the other person can you just not abide?
I know a guy who will not date women who own more than one stuffed animal, or if they sleep with a stuffed animal.
How about you? Any dealbreakers for you?
I won't seriously date any woman that smokes.
Willing to make an exception yet?
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Seriously, is this bronie thing for real??
Facial hair.
The figure of a long distance runner.
Scousers.
The French.
Other than that I'm quite easy going.
What's the figure of a long distance runner look like? Because I used to run long distance, and IMO I don't have any particularly distinguishable type of figure.
Scousers.
Although personally I'd have a hard time putting up with a racist, homophobe or Scouser.
I'm guessing that the scouser part is a joke.
Scousers come in handy if you're hungry enough. Slow cooked marinated in the tradition beefs of Liverpool.
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