As far as dating, what are your "nopes?"

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Honestly, I haven't been on enough dates in my life to truthfully say what could make or break one (I can count on one hand how many dates), but I imagine that most of what people have said in terms of being judgmental, rude, etc. probably is true for me as well.
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
Beggars can't be choosers but while I may be willing to have a casual relationship with almost anyone I'm not sure I could bear to get serious with the following:

Bigots, racist homophobes. - For obvious reasons

Religious & Spiritual types - I can't even take chicks who kinda like Astrology let alone hardcore religious or spiritual types like Krissy Lynn, hot as she is not sure I could put up with that for long.

Republicans - I don't know if I'm being overly judgemental but while I'm fine with conservatives in my own country, from what little I've seen of the American right they are absolutely terrifying.

This made me giggle :)
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
Hygiene. I really pride myself on good hygiene and I expect the same from the opposite sex. I can remember a handful of times where bad breath, smelly underarms, stinky feet or body odor just killed it for me. That and extreme political/religious views will leave the bitch seriously hanging.

Oh my gosh, my first ever boyfriend in high school once wanted to kiss me and we just got done eating lunch, and he had black pepper ALL OVER his teeth, it was absolutely disgusting. I asked him to wash his mouth out before kissing me and he completely refused. So I refused to kiss him. If someone doesn't care at all about hygiene, that is a big fat no-go.
 
v. snatched, snatch·ing, snatch·es
v.tr.
1.
a. To grasp or seize hastily, eagerly, or suddenly.
b. Sports To raise (a weight) in one quick, uninterrupted motion from the floor to a position over the lifter's head.
2. To grasp or seize illicitly.
v.intr.
To make grasping or seizing motions: snatched at the lamp cord.
n.
1. The act of snatching; a quick grasp or grab.
2. A brief period of time: "At the end we preferred to travel all night,/Sleeping in snatches" (T.S. Eliot).
3. A small amount; a bit or fragment: a snatch of dialogue.
4. Slang A kidnapping.
5. Sports A lift in weightlifting in which the weight is raised in one uninterrupted motion from the floor to a position over the lifter's head.
6. Vulgar Slang The vulva.

I can totally be all those things. Although #6 would take some doing..Wouldn't want the children or the easily squeamish around

You're looking at the wrong reference material.

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=snatch
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ja, no single moms. I try to avoid women who've had bad divorces, too.
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
I love this thread : )

Seriously, is this bronie thing for real??

As for myself, deal breakers would be:

-doesn't like animals
-does LARP
-is religious
-doesn't believe in organ donation
-poor sense of humor
-doesn't take care of themselves or exercise
-hates baseball and hockey
-does drugs
-smokes

I don't know if I could date a Republican, it would depend on the individual.
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
I have a friend who's deal breaker list is so long and ridiculous, I am certain she'll remain single forever. It's really sad. Since she has her masters degree, she thinks her significant other should as well...she wouldn't date a guy once because he was a cook in a restaurant, even though he was nice, cute and owned his own home.
 
Scousers come in handy if you're hungry enough. Slow cooked marinated in the tradition beefs of Liverpool.

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A scouser is more along these lines....


[1] A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.

"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"

[2] An inhabitant of a city fueled by insecurity, weakness and self pity. A city that has received millions in European funding over the years and is still in the top 5 deprived areas of Europe and a low academic record to match. In the main because of the lack of drive, ambition and a propensity to blame everyone else for their failiure. The scouser has a great deal of hatred from Mancunians for building the ship canal, which defined the demise of Liverpool port trade. Where most economies moved on, Liverpool cornered the market in whinging thus creating a culture of state dependency. A common question is why so many people hate Liverpool, because the Scouser hates himself.

I'm a Scouser and we won the Capital of Culture, Giz a grant mate
 
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