i fancy giving this a go. one of the old dears down at the whist drive has said she'd fist me.
any males on here any tips on doing this. should i empty my bowels first or should i let the old bitch get a fist full of my shit?
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Not sure if your taking it to literally, ..... you sure she didn't say "hey dickhead get off the lawn or I'll shove my fist up your arse". ..... But the answer to your question is Nooooo. Let me clarify that. No fucking way.
Talking about banning is a bannable offense :1orglaugh and I never started this thread plus the moderators chose not to close it. Don't shoot the messenger