Arrested for saying Santa is not real

[Will E Worm]

Man Arrested After Telling Kids Santa Isn’t Real

A real-life Grinch was arrested after he spoiled the holiday cheer at a parade, telling children that Santa isn’t real.

The unidentified 24-year-old man, who had his hair gelled to look as though devil horns were protruding from his head, was arrested by police in the Canadian town of Kingston last week during the annual Santa Claus parade, authorities said in statement.

The St. Nicholas naysayer faces criminal charges of causing a disturbance by being drunk and breach of probation.

“It was pretty despicable that someone, during this time of the year, would tell kids Santa isn’t real — which of course we would argue,” Const. Steve Koopman told the Toronto Star.

It was not known how the man, who has surely landed on Santa’s naughty list, pleaded to the charges.

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[Mayhem]

I like how you've gotten in the habit of not reading the articles you post.

 

[Will E Worm]

I like how you've gotten in the habit of not reading the articles you post.

I did. I don't believe he was drunk. Where's the proof?

Canada hates freedom of speech.

 

[Mayhem]

The proof is in the article that you insisted on wasting our time with.

 

[Will E Worm]

The proof is in the article that you insisted on wasting our time with.

You believe everything you read.

No one wasted your time. You clicked on the thread.

 

[Mayhem]

You believe everything you read.

No one wasted your time. You clicked on the thread.

You have become completely unhinged. You've posted an article because we're NOT supposed to believe what it says? How does this make any sense? And going by your logic, where is the proof that he said anything about Santa at all? Where is your proof that this person exists? Where is your proof that the author exists?

 

[xfire]

You have become completely unhinged. You've posted an article because we're NOT supposed to believe what it says? How does this make any sense? And going by your logic, where is the proof that he said anything about Santa at all? Where is your proof that this person exists? Where is your proof that the author exists?

Both him and his wife Mitch have gone completely off the rails.

 

[Johan]

I did. I don't believe he was drunk. Where's the proof?

Where's the proof he was telling Santa's not real ?
Where's the proof he's been arrested ?
Where's the proof he was arrested for telling Santa's not real ?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

You believe everything you read.

No one wasted your time. You clicked on the thread.

Then why did you post the article if we're not supposed to believe it?

 

[Will E Worm]

Then why did you post the article if we're not supposed to believe it?

People being arrested for free speech. That was the point.

Liberals don't get the point.

 

[Johan]

People being arrested for free speech.

Proof ?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

People being arrested for free speech. That was the point.

Liberals don't get the point.

It says that he was drunk and he violated probation.

Cupcakes like to skip over facts.

 

[ThatRedWing]

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You do know that for and after are different words, right? Oh, never mind, I forgot who posted this.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

People being arrested for free speech. That was the point.

Liberals don't get the point.

I suggest intense therapy and a nice quiet place.

 

[Jagger69]

Where's the proof?

It was 86 proof....THERE'S your proof, Willie.

People being arrested for free speech. That was the point.

Liberals don't get the point.

Yeah. I'm sure the authorities had it in for this particular guy since the article didn't mention anyone else being arrested. You know, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that people aren't out to get you.

 

[assari]

Santa Claus lives in Lapland and it is naive to deny his existence!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Will is now officially teetering on "Too fucking stupid to take seriously". Sam is long gone.

 

[Will E Worm]

You know, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that people aren't out to get you.

I know.

Will is now officially teetering on "Too fucking stupid to take seriously". Sam is long gone.

No, you're the one who is not to be taken seriously.

You just pop up and insult and not much else.

 

[Rattrap]

Will is now officially teetering on "Too fucking stupid to take seriously". Sam is long gone.

Not stupid, per se; he just has a radical distortion of reality. Take all his statements, realize he very likely believes them and notices none of the contradictions (in his own articles), and there's only a few possibilities: a) he's trolling (which I don't believe; he's too consistent and been at it too long), or b) he occupies a different reality where normal causal logic does not apply. It's the not so obvious kind of crazy. I know it well, as I have family that have the same issue.

To be fair, though, I suppose a c) he's just really dumb is still on the table. I'm still voting sociopath.

 

[Will E Worm]

Not stupid, per se; he just has a radical distortion of reality. Take all his statements, realize he very likely believes them and notices none of the contradictions (in his own articles), and there's only a few possibilities: a) he's trolling (which I don't believe; he's too consistent and been at it too long), or b) he occupies a different reality where normal causal logic does not apply. It's the not so obvious kind of crazy. I know it well, as I have family that have the same issue.

To be fair, though, I suppose a c) he's just really dumb is still on the table. I'm still voting sociopath.

I wish there was an alternative to this reality.


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