Are you rich?

I have a higher effective tax rate than Mitt Romney and he's pretty rich... so maybe? But then again, I seem to have a lower effective tax rate than some people who aren't so rich... so maybe not? :dunno:

I can't pay cash for a new XK8, so I think not. Although I can borrow lots of money, so in the right light (with the wind blowing just so), I can appear rich... if you close your eyes when you imagine me. :)

This is all very confusing to me. Please ask an easier question. My favorite color is blue, BTW.
 
I work. Will I be able to retire. No.

Thank you, you fucking stock market and you fucking bankers....

So I guess that means I'm not rich.
 
I'm rich in love! But since that **** don't pay the bills I gots ta make monies they only way I know how!


Double anal $3
Anal fisting $4
Single anal $15
Blow job $30
Foot job $60
Hand job $120
Watching me jack off $240
 
I live very modestly and give the rest to struggling racetracks.
 
:sing: up in smoke
that's where my money goes
in my lungs
and sometimes up my nose
when troubled times
begin to bother me
i take a toke
and all my cares
go up in smoke :sing:
 
Nope. I'm not even sure I'm earning a modest living.

Thanks for reminding me...dick
 
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