Are you an asshole?

I Am today so I can gloat and laugh.
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Don't forget these simple words of wisdom, folks & folkesses...:D

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
 
I try not to be but I have been known to be an asshole from time to time.
 
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