I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body.
You have green hair?Am I a man or a woman?
Last I checked, I looked more like the carrot on the right.
I thought it was obvious. But, seeing as you men need everything spelled out...
Are ME a man?
Yes.
Those are his tentacles ! We can't see his head :oYou have green hair?
You punk!
I'm a pretty girl... I'm a pretty girl...