Are You A Good Reader?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I may be the worst reader here. If I can't sit on the toilet and finish something before my feet fall ****** it ain't worth reading.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Reading is and always has been my life.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Reading is and always has been my life.

If I find a book I really like would you read it to me?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I know if its something I'm going to like in the first couple sentences. If I'm not into it, it aint happening.

 

[marzalien96]

Reading can be hard at times.

 

[John_8581]

I know if its something I'm going to like in the first couple sentences. If I'm not into it, it aint happening.

In your other thread, I discussed A Clockwork Orange. The 1971 film. Try reading the Anthony Burgess novel of the same name published in 1962. It will take you about forty minutes to an hour and a quarter maybe even two hours to read the first few pages. I guarantee it. That's because it is in a different language. Mainly futuristic English slang and idioms that make up the story. Sort of like George Orwell's wordspeak in 1984. In A Clockwork Orange there is a glossary/appendix at the end of novel. You will need to constantly refer to it when first reading those early pages. But once you get a hang of it, the reading of the novel runs pretty smoothly.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Reading is and always has been my life.

+1

 

[gmase]

Reading is and always has been my life.

+1

+2

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

In your other thread, I discussed A Clockwork Orange. The 1971 film. Try reading the Anthony Burgess novel of the same name published in 1962. It will take you about forty minutes to an hour and a quarter maybe even two hours to read the first few pages. I guarantee it. That's because it is in a different language. Mainly futuristic English slang and idioms that make up the story. Sort of like George Orwell's wordspeak in 1984. In A Clockwork Orange there is a glossary/appendix at the end of novel. You will need to constantly refer to it when first reading those early pages. But once you get a hang of it, the reading of the novel runs pretty smoothly.

One of my favorites with the slangs the in out in out and gulliver always cracks me up...

 

[PinkyHole]

Reading is so boooooooooooring!
The only books that I had where Playboy magazines and I didn't buy them for the articles.

 

[LunaMo]

I have to be interested, if I am, suddenly I have a talent for reading, but if not, I'm deslexiks

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

I like John Waters' quote - “If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em.”

 

[Slowhand69]

I don't like to read books either. if you have a ******** problem, try to read "The African Queen" and your problem is solved :*****:

P.S. : I had to read this book for school (English) and it is a very boring book.

 

[PinkyHole]

I don't like to read books either. if you have a ******** problem, try to read "The African Queen" and your problem is solved :*****:

P.S. : I had to read this book for school (English) and it is a very boring book.

I don't know that book, but I remember in school they gave us The Mystery of the Yellow Room, I didn't read it they drag us into a cinema before for watching it, damn! what a *******! I never saw a movie that boring! so read it? No WAY IN HELL!