Are you a christian? Saving yourself for marriage? No worries! There's a Loophole!

[Petra]

Of course, even if you're a godless whore, you can use this Loophole to get one of those Catholic girls. :2 cents:

 

[squallumz]

i fapped til 17 seconds, then the singing began.

 

[288gto]

this is horny!!! well not just christians, turkish girls here do the same thing, that's why we try to get them down, because others are hard to make them do anal. by the way anal sex make girls asses look hotter!

 

[RichardNailder]

We are now hiring Christian girls!

 

[Roald]

I thought the loop hole was anal?

or was that with virginity?

 

[edirons22]

Nice song! :1orglaugh

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Shouldn't this be in the Politics section? Since, you know, it's about getting f'ed in the A?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Please use existing threads

 

[gunslingingbird]

i fapped til 17 seconds, then the singing began.

Did you cum twice in that time?

 

[Philbert]

When Hillary asked young Chelsea if she had ever had sex, she answered "Not according to Daddy."
Now I understand...

 

[squallumz]

Did you cum twice in that time?

what is this, our first date?

 

[vodkazvictim]

what is this, our first date?

Hey, did you mention this to your girl yet? Get her arsehole yet? No you didn't, did you. She can tease you about it... but you'll never get it, will you?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I thought the loop hole was anal?

or was that with virginity?

Do NOT fuck a nun up the arse because she says she needs to preserve her virginity. When you confess to not really being Catholic, she confesses to being called Dave and on the way to a fancy dress party.

 

[CptHa]

Brilliant!

 

[squallumz]

Hey, did you mention this to your girl yet? Get her arsehole yet? No you didn't, did you. She can tease you about it... but you'll never get it, will you?

prolly not. i keep trying, and she keeps shutting me down. but, she does have her pluses..

 

[288gto]

prolly not. I keep trying, and she keeps shutting me down. But, she does have her pluses..

talking of your loophole?

 

[gunslingingbird]

she does have her pluses..

 

[lamarwynn]

Time to do some hardcore anal with nerdy church girl's

 

[288gto]

squally, look, there's a loophole, u have one