Re: April O'Neal / FTV April / April (Ambya / Ambya.com)
:hatsoff: Hello! I'm watching you...:eek:
A gajillion million thank yous to all you guys who support me and think I'm pretty. I like you a whole lot. :lovecoupl If I could give you all blowjobs, I totally would!
To those who aren't a fan of my work....why are you here? Didn't your momma teach you "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all"? At least give me some
constructive criticism. I can't do shit about how pretty or not I am, but I can do things like facials if everyone's such a fan. See how intelligence works? Can't be that hard... Also, just an FYI about myself: I have a ridiculously (and most likely unhealthy) high level of self esteem. Nothing anyone could ever say or do, would make me doubt my awesomeness.
To comment on a few things said here...
I'm actually bisexual, so yeah, I do like the penis. (I like boobies better, though.)
I don't fake any of my scenes. Any of them. I've never NOT cum during a scene. I cum quick, easy and often. Aren't I a lucky lady?
I'm quite disappointed that my Pure18 scene was published before any others because, in case you didn't notice, his penis did not fit in my vagina. Trust me, we tried. I have bones down there that just wouldn't allow it. Voodoo was so so very nice about it all, though. Still....there's no faking there. What little he could fit in, felt DAMN GOOD!
I scream. Get used to it. You've been warned so, turn the volume down. You wouldn't want me to stifle myself whilst orgasming, would you? That's no fun.
Other pornstars may "perform", I have sex like I would if no one was watching me. If that's not what you're looking for as a consumer, don't watch me, because I'm not going to change myself for a stranger.
Facials: I didn't do one til my 6th b/g scene (for Brazzers). And even that only made it to the lower part of my face. Before I started b/g, I had only had sex with 4 guys so, for my sanity, I needed to ease myself into this new venture. I'll probably do it again here and there but not for every scene because, honestly, I don't really like it. It feels degrading which I am not into at all. Mostly though, I really, really hate any sort of liquid near my eyes. I can't even open my eyes in the shower...I have a hand towel nearby to wipe my eyes I'm that retarded about it. I know, I'm super weird.
So, moral of the story is... we all have our own likes and dislikes and we shouldn't be douchebags to those different than our own (unless someone is getting hurt). If you don't like something, find something you do. Don't waste your time and everyone else's complaining about it. Now play nice on a thread about me, please.
I love you guys. I really do. You keep me so very entertained.
<3 April O'Neil
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(those emoticons are just so damn cute!)