Apocalypse?

Shifty

O.G.
C'mon, WTF? :dunno: :uohs: :wtf:

From birds dropping out of the sky, to marine life floating to the surface, mysterious animal deaths are becoming a global phenomenon.

- Beebe, Ark. Dec. 31, 2010: Thousands of redwing blackbirds and at least one duck fall to Earth dead.

- Arkansas Jan. 3, 2011: 100,000 dead drum fish found along the banks of the Arkansas River.

- Point Coupee Parish, La. Jan. 4, 2011: 500 dead redwing blackbirds fall from the sky and are found scattered along a quarter-mile portion of highway.

- Chesapeake Bay, Md. Jan. 5, 2011: "Cold-water stress" kills an estimated 2-million fish.

- Sarnia, Ont. Jan. 4, 2011: Officials say hundreds of dead fish that washed up on shore in the north end of the St. Clair River were killed by temperature shock and such die-offs are not unusual.

- Rio De Janeiro, Brazil: 100 tons of Sardines, Croaker and Catfish have washed ashore dead since Dec. 30, 2010.

- Falkoeping, West Sweden, Jan. 5, 2011: 50 to 100 jackdaws, a type of crow, found dead in a snow-covered street.

- Kent, England Jan. 5, 2011: 40,000 velvet swimming crabs (also known as devil crabs) wash up on the Kent coast after dying from hypothermia in freezing sea.

- Coromandel Peninsula, New Zealand, Jan. 5, 2011: Hundreds of snapper fish, many of them missing eyes, wash up on local beaches.


http://www.nationalpost.com/news/world/Week+Dead+Animals/4068629/story.html#ixzz1AJIiNvkO
 
Not the Apocalypse, silly! The plagues of Egypt! The signs have been there since last year:

1st plague
This is what the LORD says: By this you will know that I am the LORD: With the staff that is in my hand I will strike the water of the Nile, and it will be changed into blood. The fish in the Nile will die, and the river will stink; the Egyptians will not be able to drink its water.
-> Deepwater Horizon

2nd plague
This is what the great LORD says: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs. The Nile will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. The frogs will go up on you and your people and all your officials.
-> "Frogs" in the sense of amphibians. i.e. "newt" -> Newt Gingrich -> Republican electoral successes

3rd plague
Then the LORD said […] "Stretch out thy rod, and smite the dust of the land, that it may become gnats throughout all the land of Egypt." […] When Aaron stretched out his hand with the staff and struck the dust of the ground, gnats came upon men and animals. All the dust throughout the land of Egypt became gnats.
-> Gnats were on vacation in the Caribbean this winter. Instead there were myriads of annoying snowflakes

4th plague
This is what the LORD says: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you do not let my people go, I will send swarms of wild beasts upon you and your officials, on your people and into your houses. The houses of the Egyptians will be full of wild beasts, and even the ground where they are.
-> Dead birds everywhere

next up: pestilence (swine flu again?),
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Fucking bring it on.
I hate myself and I hate my species.
This species deserves to die and it's only a shame that we should take others with us.
 

PirateKing

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It's about fucking time. I just hope I'm the last one standing so that I can enjoy it to the fullest.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Time will tell.


I'm not afraid to die.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
I've got my lawn chair ready to go. I just have to get some ice for the esky. .. hope they put on a good show
 
"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only". - Matthew 24:36
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
C'mon, WTF? :dunno: :uohs: :wtf:

From birds dropping out of the sky, to marine life floating to the surface, mysterious animal deaths are becoming a global phenomenon.

- Beebe, Ark. Dec. 31, 2010: Thousands of redwing blackbirds and at least one duck fall to Earth dead.

- Arkansas Jan. 3, 2011: 100,000 dead drum fish found along the banks of the Arkansas River.

- Point Coupee Parish, La. Jan. 4, 2011: 500 dead redwing blackbirds fall from the sky and are found scattered along a quarter-mile portion of highway.

- Chesapeake Bay, Md. Jan. 5, 2011: "Cold-water stress" kills an estimated 2-million fish.

- Sarnia, Ont. Jan. 4, 2011: Officials say hundreds of dead fish that washed up on shore in the north end of the St. Clair River were killed by temperature shock and such die-offs are not unusual.

- Rio De Janeiro, Brazil: 100 tons of Sardines, Croaker and Catfish have washed ashore dead since Dec. 30, 2010.

- Falkoeping, West Sweden, Jan. 5, 2011: 50 to 100 jackdaws, a type of crow, found dead in a snow-covered street.

- Kent, England Jan. 5, 2011: 40,000 velvet swimming crabs (also known as devil crabs) wash up on the Kent coast after dying from hypothermia in freezing sea.

- Coromandel Peninsula, New Zealand, Jan. 5, 2011: Hundreds of snapper fish, many of them missing eyes, wash up on local beaches.


http://www.nationalpost.com/news/world/Week+Dead+Animals/4068629/story.html#ixzz1AJIiNvkO



I am now really, really, really, really, really, really hungry.


Oh, yeah, and humanity is fucking up the planet to the extent it is becoming unlivable for every other species. Carry on.
 
well if it's gonna happen it's gonna happen, nothin anyone can do about it...same as dying from anything else really, the way i see it, when your times up, your times up...i try to do my best to finish every day i can happy and content with where i'm at cause ya never know when your numbers gonna be called.../somber post :D
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
I can't wait for 2013 ... and watch all the "doomsayers" scramble for excuses .. and if they are right no-one will be reading this post :D
 
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