Anyone live in Nebraska?

I thought you live in the U.K.
Eh?!? I work at the Island Oasis Water Park, just off of South Locust Street on Fonner Park Road, just Northwest of Fonner Park in Grand Island, Nebraska. South Locust Street is easily accessible from the South from Highway 34. From the North, take Highway 281 to Broadwell Avenue. Turn left on Highway 30. Proceed approximately 1 mile, and turn right onto Locust Street.
 
I thought you live in the U.K.
You and me both brother. :confused:
Eh?!? I work at the Island Oasis Water Park, just off of South Locust Street on Fonner Park Road, just Northwest of Fonner Park in Grand Island, Nebraska. South Locust Street is easily accessible from the South from Highway 34. From the North, take Highway 281 to Broadwell Avenue. Turn left on Highway 30. Proceed approximately 1 mile, and turn right onto Locust Street.

Did you just look that up on Google Earth?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
And Iowa Carli ?

Why do I have such a difficult time in believing that C. Banks is a native Iowan ? I've never even been there before. :dunno:

Jack Kerouac wrote, "the prettiest girls in the world come from Des Moines, Iowa." It must be true because I saw it on a T-shirt.
 
No, but I've been to Omaha. No offense to anyone here, but I thought it was shit. One second you were in downtown and the next you were in a cornfield. On the positive side:

- They do have the World Series of college baseball there, and...
- They do get some major (music) acts to show up there, and...
- and Andy Roddick is from there (not that I really care, but, I'm not from Omaha)

But that's about it. Just didn't do much for me, but maybe because I grew up in the Twin Cities...
 
- They do get some major (music) acts to show up there,

Big deal. We get those in San Fagcisco all the time. If it wasn't for them I'd be flipping burgers at Mickey D's. ;)
 
No, but I live in Eastern Kansas which happens to be conviently located near Missouri. Missouri is about as close to a hellhole as you can get.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
No, but I've been to Omaha. No offense to anyone here, but I thought it was shit. One second you were in downtown and the next you were in a cornfield. On the positive side:

- They do have the World Series of college baseball there, and...
- They do get some major (music) acts to show up there, and...
- and Andy Roddick is from there (not that I really care, but, I'm not from Omaha)

But that's about it. Just didn't do much for me, but maybe because I grew up in the Twin Cities...

Andy Roddick is from Omaha like Hillary Clinton is from upstate New York. I think he was born there and raised in like, Florida or something. Omaha is not really a hotbed of tennis.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
They have Internets in Nebraska? The speed limit in that state should be 160 mph. Why go slower? You're not going to miss anything.
 
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