Anyone here actually use tissues?

[STDiva]

Today I use tissue, but you remember in high school when you used to use that ol nasty cum rag that you had stashed under your backpack in your closet so your m-m wouldn't find it? You know, that one that had so much cum collected on it turnt yellow and was hard like a rock?

I had one of those laying around in highschool. Me and a friend were in my room getting ***** one day and it was really hot up there. My buddy grabbed a random rag on the floor and wiped his sweaty face with it. He wasn't pleased when I told him there was a litre or two of dried up cum on that rag.

 

[LukeEl]

No I use a monogrammed hanky or a fire the snot rocket out my nose.

 

[Danglyparts]

yup. the first 5 years or so. then i descovered socks

 

[Mr_Balls]

I use condoms

When I worked at an adult theater we used to give out paper towels.

 

[GotHaterade]

sometimes

 

[Kingfisher]

I insert my cock into a hoover, hey presto no mess! Its the Henry one with a face, smashing!

Hoover tube is too small for me, ShopVac 12 gallon is a good size though. Either that or I go outside and use the neighbors postal box. They didn't need those catalogs....

 

[lurkingdirk]

StanScratch is now fully cum-saturated, and so no longer has any value to me. Consequently, I have moved onto the Orange Cat.

 

[Member442]

tissues wouldn't really work for my mess. Lucky ass men/

StanScratch is now fully cum-saturated, and so no longer has any value to me. Consequently, I have moved onto the Orange Cat.

No you can't have him OC is mine

 

[Connor Macleod]

Jeez. Some of these threads are worse than FaceBook/MySpace/Twitter.

 

[Mr99]

Jeez. Some of these threads are worse than FaceBook/MySpace/Twitter.

Lol.:1orglaugh

 

[Tittyman5000]

I use tupperware, keeps it fresh :thumbsup:

 

[PirateKing]

I jerk off onto a piece of construction paper and stick dry macaroni and glitter on it. Then I stick my arts and crafts masterpiece on the fridge for all my guests to see. I made one of the Eiffel tower the other day.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

I jerk off onto a piece of construction paper and stick dry macaroni and glitter on it. Then I stick my arts and crafts masterpiece on the fridge for all my guests to see. I made one of the Eiffel tower the other day.

That's pretty fucking funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:bowdown:

 

[RichardNailder]

"but I wouldn't use those tissues - they've already been had." :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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[Red XXX]

I insert my cock into a hoover, hey presto no mess! Its the Henry one with a face, smashing!

Good west country
vacuum cleaner :blowjob:

 

[busenbust]

yep/ tissues and a shower and shower wash //

 

[Born2Jizz]

Nah. I have a bag of "Spunk Rags" (as I call them), with really nice material that isn't rough, so I just splooge on those. :dunno::2 cents:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I actually use newspaper and create paper mache' each time I jizz. I then sell them on Ebay for outrageous prices.

It's art, people.

 

[Born2Jizz]

I actually use newspaper and create paper mache' each time I jizz. I then sell them on Ebay for outrageous prices.

It's art, people.

:1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I just let it dry on my tummy and scratch it off. :dunno: