Anyone Ever Try This New Sexual Trend?

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I was talking to a HOT chick that works with me (23 yrs old) the other day and she was telling me about how when guys are fucking her from behind, she tells them to put their dicks right on her asshole while they are cumming and at the very same moment she farts on command right on their dick!:surprise:
According to her, it's a growing sexual trend of the younger crowd...
She tells me that the guys tell her the sensation of the vibration of the fart on their dicks while they cum is out of this world.....I MUST try this! :D
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Sig. of the NEXT week! ^ :clap:
 
That's all kinds of fucked up, but I know a couple chicks who more than likely do such a thing.
 
I can scarcely think of a better way to totally ruin an otherwise good sexual experience and completely turn me off to a chick than that.:eeew:
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I hope you know she's lying to you. She doesn't actually fart, she shits. Of course, no guy will come forward to admit it because no one wants to admit that a girl made them look like a Fudgesicle down south.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Thank god there isn't a flame at the end of the dick because if anyone remembers lighting farts on fire, you know the end results.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Thank god there isn't a flame at the end of the dick because if anyone remembers lighting farts on fire, you know the end results.

Scenario:


Guy meets girl, guy courts girl, blah blah blah, guy and girl try this.

Guy ends up with a hot dog in a bun.
 

Shifty

O.G.
I was talking to a HOT chick that works with me (23 yrs old) the other day and she was telling me about how when guys are fucking her from behind, she tells them to put their dicks right on her asshole while they are cumming and at the very same moment she farts on command right on their dick!:surprise:
According to her, it's a growing sexual trend of the younger crowd...
She tells me that the guys tell her the sensation of the vibration of the fart on their dicks while they cum is out of this world.....I MUST try this! :D

What the hell were you doing talking to her ??? :facepalm:
 
The good ol' fuck n' fart. Maybe a "new" trend in terms of its presently widening circulation, but this move is an old cult classic.
 
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