Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Never. I mostly went to Catholic School and I think they'd fire a teacher that dared be attractive. I can't remember one even remotely doable and I have fiendishly low standards for just the sex stuff. I thought I went to Heaven at 17 when I stopped by 26th/Wilshire having a 50-something Korean lady with a perm steal my ghost. It was the second larceny of said item as my soul was first harvested on 11th/Pico.