I was talking over the phone with a female friend of mine moments ago who had such an encounter. She gave a pity fuck to a friend of hers who caught his girl friend cheating on him a month ago. Apparently the poor bastard was really attached to this girl(a clear violation of the first rule of pimping) and has been an emotional train wreck since(I.E. crying all day long like a pussy). I'm not sure if this was some shameless attempt by this guy to score him a piece, but this situation made me curious as to how often this shit really happens.
Anyone ever given and/or received a pity fuck?
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GregCentauro
Banned
I'll have sex with anyone who buys me a drink.
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Yep. With 72.8% of my former GFs who have dumped me.
Me: So...you're dumping me, huh?
GF: I'm sorry. But A: We've grown apart B: I'm just confused C: I thought I was in love with you D: You're a great guy, and I don't want to hold you back! E: You're too good for me.
Me: This sucks...again. So, what do we do now?
GF: (Running her hand up and down my pants and chest) Well...we could, you know, do it...for good times...I don't want you to hate me...
I never could understand how sucking my cock and fucking me could buy you an exit. I mean, if this next guy is so great, what kind of parting gift is he gonna get?
Me: So...you're dumping me, huh?
GF: I'm sorry. But A: We've grown apart B: I'm just confused C: I thought I was in love with you D: You're a great guy, and I don't want to hold you back! E: You're too good for me.
Me: This sucks...again. So, what do we do now?
GF: (Running her hand up and down my pants and chest) Well...we could, you know, do it...for good times...I don't want you to hate me...
I never could understand how sucking my cock and fucking me could buy you an exit. I mean, if this next guy is so great, what kind of parting gift is he gonna get?
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Butt sex. And maybe The Office on DVD.
Alisa, this is best answer ever!!!!
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I'm pretty convinced all of the sex I get is pity sex.
A guy can get 6-month pity sex? Shit...why is this not common knowledge? At least I would be getting some every six months.
A guy can get 6-month pity sex? Shit...why is this not common knowledge? At least I would be getting some every six months.
I don't know about that.
I don't know if every guy can get that. But Stan you definitely can.:kiss:
GregCentauro
Banned
*sues titsrock for gender discrimination*
Shifty
O.G.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I haven't got any in 6 months... pity fuck please?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
HYave a female friend? Invite her back to your place. Show her this. You're done.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Jump off a really tall building. As you're lying there gasping for your last breath, maybe a random passerby will take pity on you and allow you to have intercourse before you die.
Just hope it's not a guy...
Sure you haven't all that time spent on Craigslist and you haven't gotten any. I don't believe that.
xfire
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I took turns breaking up with an ex-gf for about six weeks. We'd fuck every weekend breaking up and getting back together. She finally moved back to her mom's house 100 miles away and I quit taking her calls. Not sure if that counts as pity fucking but it was pretty pathetic.
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