Anyone ever been "blumped" ?????

[Facial_King]

This is what it means to "blump":

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So, has anyone ever been on the giving or receiving end of this rather deviant sexual practice??

 

[dave_rhino]

I've farted, once. She didn't notice though luckily.

Taking a dump is just crazily disgusting :1orglaugh

 

[Facial_King]

Oh yeah, it's disgusting.

But the word itself makes me giggle like a schoolboy.

 

[Legzman]

nope, can't say I have.

 

[dave_rhino]

I did ***** on a girl while licking her pussy, what is that called?

 

[FAH-Q]

I did ***** on a girl while licking her pussy, what is that called?

barfilingus?

 

[anomaly]

I did ***** on a girl while licking her pussy, what is that called?

The last time you'll ever get naked with her.

 

[nylo]

This is what it means to "blump":

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So, has anyone ever been on the giving or receiving end of this rather deviant sexual practice??

I've been wondering what that means, and that is pretty disgusting

 

[D-rock]

I hope she watches out for that spashback.

 

[bombardier52]

Egads! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I knew this term as a blumpkin. I would definitely not want to get my dick sucked while I'm taking a ****. Besides, what if I had chili cheese fries for lunch? the poor girl would ******** from the smell.ukey:

 

[senob44]

I can't say I've ever done this. I have masturbated while taking a dump though. Actually, I waited until all the ***** matter had been expelled, then I took advantage of the fact that I was sitting there with my pants down.

 

[ÆGEAN]

I've farted, once. She didn't notice though luckily.

Taking a dump is just crazily disgusting :1orglaugh

lol i have farted a few times, and im worried that she either heard or if it smells...:1orglaugh


a dump?? THAT IS FARKED UP! :helpme::crash:

 

[member006]

Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water.

:crash::helpme::crash:

LL

 

[Tballlz63]

nah i never have blumped a girl... not so much cause its disgusting but i fear the retaliation of "the angry penguin" which is when a girl is blowing you while u have your pants around your ankles, then just before climax she gets up and runs away ******* you to waddle after her much an angry penguin.

 

[Bigoldowls]

No.

 

[stainedblueyes]

I did ***** on a girl while licking her pussy, what is that called?

Foreplay - i think?

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I can't say I've ever done this. I have masturbated while taking a dump though. Actually, I waited until all the ***** matter had been expelled, then I took advantage of the fact that I was sitting there with my pants down.

Dude.

Classic case of TMI.

 

[dave_rhino]

The last time you'll ever get naked with her.

I wasn't actually naked, it was in the toilet at some party.

She did, however, want to meet up with me the next day. I said no.

That same girl ended up dating the guy whos Premium Link Upgrade .

Nice how these little stories link together sometimes

 

[senob44]

I wasn't actually naked, it was in the toilet at some party.

She did, however, want to meet up with me the next day. I said no.

That same girl ended up dating the guy whos Premium Link Upgrade .

Nice how these little stories link together sometimes

Dave, your life is like a well-written novel. If you wrote your memoirs, I wouldn't be able to put it down! :thumbsup: