Anyone Date Someone That Just Wasn't Right...In The Head!

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Wait... you've all actually been with a woman? Wow...
 
once i went out with a girl in her early twenties who was obsessed with the jonas brother. that really scared me a little bit. needless to say things didnt last long
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I think the furry probably tops it for me *shudder*.

You STILL haven't given me back my kooks CD btw.


I remember one girl I was with, Beautifull. Amazing in bed. Thick as a post though; didn't understand that team america was satire and asked me why I was watching "fucking thunder birds" and then immediately pretended to understand when I said "it's satire, don't you understand satire?"
I had to get rid of her 'cos of the sheer lack of intellect, but for the love of God's holy trousers, I miss having her in bed, even if she didn't let me spray her face.
 
... somehow I'm really talented to always pick out the girls with serious issues. A selection:

- a 25year-old: "hey, you're a really cool guy, and really nice and funny, but, well, to be honest: I like assholes."

- a 21year old, after two months of relationship: "can you imagine starting a family with me in five years?" -"No, 'cause I dont think I know you close enough for that." "Well, if you say so now, what makes you think it will be different in five years? I have to look for myself, 'cause hey, in five years I'm 26..." Then she took her stuff and left.

- a 23year old, in my opinion really good looking, slender girl that wanted to be introduced to my friends, after three beers and seeing one of my female friends who was slightly thinner than her: started crying and, in tears, telling me "waaah, no one will talk to me, I'm so uuuuugly."

- a 19year old, still in a relationship at that time when dating me, after telling me things about her boyfriend that I NEVER would accept in a relationship, and me asking why she's still dealing with that idiot: "yeah, I know, he doesn't really care, and he cheated on me, but sometimes, he can be really nice."


I'm really thinking about it: the next time I meet a girl, I go up to her and say "Hey, nice to meet you. So, tell me, what's your major mental problem?"
 
I dated a diabetic girl for a couple of years. Her parents and brother were awesome to be around. Her brother and I would ride motorcycles and play ping pong. Every few weeks she would decide I was spending to much time with her brother and she would OD on insulin to get my attention. The day after we broke up she tried to blow up my car.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
I think it is a requirement of anyone who says yes to a date with me to be a little off
 
Couldn't you classify most women as "not being right in the head" in some way or another?









...just kidding. ;)


I will pretend like I didn't read that as I would hate to kill you D as I liked you so up till this point.:tongue:


Why is it that the most beautiful women are always extremely fucked up in the head? What is that about? I wonder what it would be like to date someone normal. I doubt I'll ever find out.

Remember and live by these three simple words: bitches be crazy.


Well I'm not a bitch I'm a lady. So I'm not crazy. :kiss:
 
I've dated some questionable women. I am actually currently writing a book about my life, which is a collection of short stories, most of them funny (in a self-deprecating way). But, I guess I have no one to blame buy myself when most of the women you date you found off craigslist.

Honest to my word as a human being, he's a short list:

I dated a black woman who liked to bring up during sex that if it were 200 years ago she would be my "Slave N****r", and yeah that really didn't do much for me. Even worse was the one time SHE wanted to roleplay "Plantation Owner".

A cute asian girl I met through craigslist had a bit of a drug problem (coke, speed, mdma), and believed in anarchy and hoped that there would be a revolution and would like to personally burn people alive. (I ended up dating this girl for some time).

A girl I dated on and off for a while came to me saying that she was pregnant and she would rather ME be the father because her current boyfriend was an asshole.

but then again, as crazy as some women can be (anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die is insane and scares the shit out of me), men can be just as bad, and I'm no exception. I've had my fair share of looseball antics...and I still do, if you're cute and in the Toronto area, look me up :p
 
When I was young I dated a girl that I thought was completely crazy. Now, when I think about it again, I realized that it was me who were crazy.
 
Considering that most women are fucking nuts at some level or another, I think this is a relative term.....:1orglaugh
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Yes, I specialize in it. :hatsoff:
 
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