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Anybody ever banged a Mennonite ?

Chief

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Just curious ? :angels: I've been working with them for a while now, and have my eye on one. Everyone tells me that they are straight -up freaks in the bed. Anybody have personal experience ?
 
nope not me...but what does religious affiliation have to do with how good one is when it cums to sex in bed??? r u saying if I joined the mennonite church I become a freak in bed ? lol. i don't think they teach sex in their sermons...honestly I don't think it has anything to do with the group they are in unless it is a group like vividfilms or sexaholics anonymous. I guess u'll have to get to know the girl u are eyeing more to find out.

I did not know what a mennonite is until I did a google search:
http://www.mennoniteusa.org/
 
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QBall1970

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Brino & Union Jax -

The Mennonites are the original sect of a religion based upon the Protestant Reformation from which the Amish and Pennsylvania Dutch derived their religion. They (the Monnonites) base their Church history and outlook on the following history:


Mennonites are a branch of the Christian church, with roots in the radical wing of the 16th century Protestant Reformation. Mennonites are known for their emphasis on issues such as peace, justice, simplicity, community, service, and mutual aid.

In keeping with their spiritual roots, Mennonites still believe in the closed textual readings of the Scriptures and a personal spiritual responsibility as the basis of their faith. Radical from the beginning but later considered conservative in many of their beliefs, Mennonites have come to represent a spectrum of backgrounds and beliefs. Pacifism is one of the cornerstones of the Mennonite faith, prompting many young Mennonites to elect service to the church rather than military service. The Mennonite church emphasizes service to others as an important way of expressing one's faith. A disproportionately large number of Mennonites spend part of their lives working as missionaries or volunteers helping those in need, nationally or internationally, through agencies such as Mennonite Board of Missions or Mennonite Central Committee.

The first Mennonites came mainly from Swiss and German roots, with many of the important martyrs of the early church coming from the area around Zurich. To escape persecution, many Mennonites fled western Europe for the more accommodating religious climate of the Americas or Catherine the Great's Russia, giving these two groups distinctly different cultural heritages. When the Russian Mennonites were eventually forced out of Russia in the last half of the 19th Century and the early 20th Century, many migrated to the western states and provinces, where today there is a large Mennonite population. Many people in the older generation of this group continue to speak a low German dialect called "Plautdietsch" and eat traditional foods. Swiss German Mennonites migrated to North America in the 18th and 19th centuries, settling first in Pennsylvania, then eventually across the Midwestern states. They too brought with them their own traditions, including hearty foods and the German language. Today large Mennonite populations can be found in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, and Kansas, although Mennonites live in all parts of the United States and the world.

The Amish, who separated from the Mennonites in the late 1600's, are widely known for their plain dress and rejection of modern technology and conveniences. Unlike the Mennonites, they form an exclusive and tight-knit community, with the church dictating much of what may or may not be done: for example, each local church district would dictate rules regarding the use of telephones, if indeed they are permitted at all. While certain conservative branches of the Mennonite church still dress simply and require women to wear head coverings, Mennonites generally are not culturally separatist, choosing to embrace the larger communities outside of their church rather than forming a separate community around the church. Where the Amish believe in keeping themselves spiritually focused by limiting their interaction with modern society, Mennonites believe in practicing Jesus' teaching of service to others in a broader context.


I think Chief might have been making a bad attempt at a joke, and in my opinion, it was in quite poor taste... but then again, consider my background and my former profession.

Chief... I realize you may have been making a joke, but still... leave the religious interests, racial remarks, and all of that mess out of any further jokes, please. Our Moderators don't take to things like that...
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They are wild in the sack. I have done a mennonite many times and I can say I am the best lover I`ve ever had. My G/F doesn`t complain either. :rubbel:
 
haha wow, not many people knew what a menonite was lol thats great and good explination Qball. umm, i always wanted to bang an amish chick, as long as she was shaven, if u have ever seen the movie kingpin u will know what i mean lol
 
I cant think of the amish without Weird Al Yankovic coming to mind....

"We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise!"
 

QBall1970

Banned
001 said:
I cant think of the amish without Weird Al Yankovic coming to mind....

"We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise!"


rotflmao

That is just so wrong on so many levels! Hilarious, but wrong, 001.

:D :D

All I needed on Easter was an image of Weird Al with an Amish beard and attire singing that song...

:thumbsup:

lmao

Good one, bro!
 
001 said:
I cant think of the amish without Weird Al Yankovic coming to mind....

"We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise!"

haha remember that music video...amish paradise thats great

"a local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really dont care in fact i wish him well, cause i'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell"
 
"even if you come to visit you'll be bored to tears we havent even payed the phone bill in 300 years"
lol i love that song
 
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