Any places where I can get free stuff for my b-day?

It's tomorrow, and I was just wondering if any places give worthwhile freebies......

If any of you stars out there would wish me a happy birthday, that would be as good as any freebie I could get. I'd really appreciate that. Or if you wanted to go the extra mile and take a pic with my username or something like that, that would make my day.:D
If anyone else wanted to wish me a happy birthday, I wouldn't mind that, either.:tongue:

Ah well, the good news is there's no way this year's could be worse than last year's.....hell, 2008 as a whole kind of sucked for me.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Denny's will give you a free breakfast.
 
the homes of your freinds and family. The stuff tends to come in boxes covered with brightly coloured paper, and they are generally called presents.
 
It's tomorrow, and I was just wondering if any places give worthwhile freebies......

If any of you stars out there would wish me a happy birthday, that would be as good as any freebie I could get. I'd really appreciate that. Or if you wanted to go the extra mile and take a pic with my username or something like that, that would make my day.:D
If anyone else wanted to wish me a happy birthday, I wouldn't mind that, either.:tongue:

Ah well, the good news is there's no way this year's could be worse than last year's.....hell, 2008 as a whole kind of sucked for me.

Happy Birthday!
 
Most restaurants will give you free dessert on your birthday. Well, not really free, as you have to go through the humiliation of having the waiters sing happy birthday, or, worse yet, at some places, such as Hooters and Bubba Gump's, you have to participate in your own humiliation.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
It's tomorrow, and I was just wondering if any places give worthwhile freebies......

If any of you stars out there would wish me a happy birthday, that would be as good as any freebie I could get. I'd really appreciate that. Or if you wanted to go the extra mile and take a pic with my username or something like that, that would make my day.:D
If anyone else wanted to wish me a happy birthday, I wouldn't mind that, either.:tongue:

Ah well, the good news is there's no way this year's could be worse than last year's.....hell, 2008 as a whole kind of sucked for me.

You could come over to my parents' house and I'll take a juicy shit on your lap, FREE OF CHARGE I might add. Also, I might try to touch you with my limp penis. I've been known to do that from time to time.
 
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