Any Old Excuse..

[tunsty]

I thought this game up whilst at work..mainly because I'm always thinking up excuses for things that I do wrong.



I will suggest an awkward and/or embarrassing situation that the next person finds themselves in..(theoretically)
and the next person has to think up an adequate excuse to explain it..

Ah, but it's not that easy!
I will give you two phrases that you must incorporate into your excuse.


eg
Your girlfiend comes home unexpectedly and finds you in bed with Al Gore and a goat (it could happen!)

You need to think up an excuse with the following two phrases in it

1) They short-changed me at the grocery store..

2) It's all because of global warming..

(you can draw on personal experience if it helps..lol )


Once your done, you can then think up another bizarre situation and drop in a couple of strange phrases for the next person..

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So..

Your girlfiend comes home unexpectedly and finds you in bed with Al Gore and a goat..


and your two phrases are..

1) They short-changed me at the grocery store..:2 cents:

2) It's all because of global warming..:sunny:



(I'll be fucking amazed if this one gets past 50 posts!!)