Any male porn actors that you can't stand?

Patrick_S

persona non grata
Wesley Pipes, i suspect the guy actually is retarded for real. He repeats just about every sentence five, six times and the ridiculous "gangster" speak doesn´t exactly make him seem more intelligent.
 
1: Brian Pumper. By far the lamest, self absorbed, non-rappinest (yes) dick hole in porn. The worst part about this dude is he can't really fuck. More than a few chicks that have worked with him have pointed this out.

2: Christian. He fucks chicks like he'd rather be fucking a man... oh wait...

3: Preston (BangBros): When did it become cool for dorks and nerds to be a part of porn? He's so fucking annoying and ruins scenes by talking way too fucking much.

4: Evan Seinfeld: How? Why? Douche. I just can't comprehend it.

5: Wesley Pipes: Is so bad, he's hilarious! His name really ought to be '*****' because that's just what comes to mind. What's funny is, he's called some of the women '*****' while fucking them. How long were you in prison again, Wes?????

Honorable Mentions: Lee 'short stroke' Stone, Mark 'look at this dudes fucking face!' Wood, Dane Cross (*see Preston), and Marco 'Shemp' Banderas.
 
Any of the gap-toothed idiot clan (evan stone, billy glide, that dumbass Josh on bangbros especially for being just fuck ugly) Christian, and Alex Gonz for always having a mentally retarded look on his face.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Ramon from Reality Kings and other sites and I really agree about the Mark Wood ref.
 
Talon
Christian
Mark Wood
Wesley Pipes

There are others I don't like, but are tolerable to some extent. These are the ones I refuse to watch.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Lee Stone because his cock that bends forward is annoying, and that Jordan Ashe dude, hes in every fuckin porn now, can't stand looking at his stupid face!
 

PirateKing

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I can't name a specific one but I can't stand the one's that go overboard on the bench presses/steroids. They freak me out.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
The new guy named "Pirate King" he is the original "Limp Biscuit."

:pirate: Argh! Where's the viagra!


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PirateKing

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The new guy named "Pirate King" he is the original "Limp Biscuit."

:pirate: Argh! Where's the viagra!


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:facepalm: There you go bringing that up again.

I told you I was drunk that time. It certainly didn't help that you kept yelling at it.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Simply put, all of them. I'm paying attention to the girl on screen, not which actor(s) is plowing into her. I don't need to know their names, the camera should never focus on their face, they shouldn't even talk. And by NO means should they try to make themselves known off camera through mainstream media transitioning (Tommy Gunn, Ron Jeremy, etc.), plugging their websites or Twitter or whatever other shit they use. I don't care, I don't want to care, and I will never care if you're the "Unsung Woodsman" for 3 years running; I watch porn to see the girl, not to see you.
 
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