Any fart fetish fans here?
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Sam Fisher
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If farts are your fetish.... well then, sniff hers.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/16/whoopi-goldberg-farts-the-view/
http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/16/whoopi-goldberg-farts-the-view/
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Can you pass disease from an unprotected fart if it's wet enough?
It's also fun to open up the glass door when your special lady is in the shower and letting out a serious ripper then quickly closing the door sealing her fate in with the stench.
It's also fun to open up the glass door when your special lady is in the shower and letting out a serious ripper then quickly closing the door sealing her fate in with the stench.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Unbelievable...
How is the single life treating you?
And did someone say "sneeze fetish"? Whatever next...?
For me it depends on the model.
Time to restart this thread... many models are farting... I am a fan of their farts....
I have known I have an anal fetish for years, I love anything to do with anal at all. Anything. However, it was only recently that I discovered what my precise sort of niche fetish is, y'know how it seems everyone has something very precise. Well mine is gape farting to be precise. I would happily use the term anal sex fart, as that sums up what I love by stating that it has to be happening during the course of anal sex (regular farts I find disgusting; put them in the context of anal sex and it's the hottest thing ever, strange I know), without stating that gapes have to be present.
It doesn't have to be happening literally during anal sex, to the extent that the cock is in the ass when she farts. Ideally she's naked, in doggy, reverse cowgirl or piledriver (the hat-trick/the triple ace/the three amigos of porn. For me an anal scene with each of these three positions is pure gold), spreading her ass cheeks and intentionally pushing out with her anus every time he pulls his cock out, resulting in really nasty, dirty, naughty farts, with the noise and the lube and pre-cum being sprayed n' all. Or better yet an actual load of cum, as I immensely love anal creampies too.. I mean for me that's a gape fart/anal sex fart with cum shooting out too which is awesome.
Now as for why.. well okay I'll start by saying I'm quite a vehement non-conformist, I have a tendency to not like what the masses like and not conform to the conventions and trends of the masses, and this seems to extend to sex where I'm obsessed with anal, which is very non-conformist and against societies conventions.. I don't like breaking laws.. but I like breaking unwritten rules. It's pretty much all about psychology for me.. the psychological side of a sexy, gorgeous, beautiful young woman dressed up all fancy.. then you skip half hour ahead in the scene and she's naked, spreading her ass cheeks and farting into the camera. That kind of drastic change.. the concept that any sexy, beautiful woman in the real world, when in private might take cock up her shithole (Love dirty talk too, but I ought to go into that in another post), will spread her ass cheeks and try to gape her rectum open so the guy can actually look insider, and if the guy asks her to she might push her ass out and fart, on purpose. It's so naughty and dirty, and yet "regular" girls do this.. not all, but some. I say this because I have watched homemade amateur films in which this happens too.
I immensely love the whole concept of beautiful women playing with their poo hole ..that is a huge part of what makes it hot for me, that it's where her poo comes from, and she's playing with it, her anus, like it's a toy.. well it is.. a beautiful woman has another use for her own anus which is that it's a toy, and when they laugh while they're farting oh man it's the bomb! Even just like standing with a slight squat, sticking their ass out and spreading their ass cheeks, like in Buttman's Stretch Class (Alexis Texas - pure gold in this scene). She's naked, showing off her shithole like gratuitously, right into the camera, knowing that that one man actually represents/will be thousands of people.
Well this is a huge reason I love Adriano so much, I can tell his anal fetish is very similar to mine, and he encourages girls to dirty talk. Seems like he doesn't tell them to though, which I think is good actually. He just implicitly hints that he'd like them to by doing so himself, and seeing if they will reciprocate/copy him and do it themselves.
It doesn't have to be happening literally during anal sex, to the extent that the cock is in the ass when she farts. Ideally she's naked, in doggy, reverse cowgirl or piledriver (the hat-trick/the triple ace/the three amigos of porn. For me an anal scene with each of these three positions is pure gold), spreading her ass cheeks and intentionally pushing out with her anus every time he pulls his cock out, resulting in really nasty, dirty, naughty farts, with the noise and the lube and pre-cum being sprayed n' all. Or better yet an actual load of cum, as I immensely love anal creampies too.. I mean for me that's a gape fart/anal sex fart with cum shooting out too which is awesome.
Now as for why.. well okay I'll start by saying I'm quite a vehement non-conformist, I have a tendency to not like what the masses like and not conform to the conventions and trends of the masses, and this seems to extend to sex where I'm obsessed with anal, which is very non-conformist and against societies conventions.. I don't like breaking laws.. but I like breaking unwritten rules. It's pretty much all about psychology for me.. the psychological side of a sexy, gorgeous, beautiful young woman dressed up all fancy.. then you skip half hour ahead in the scene and she's naked, spreading her ass cheeks and farting into the camera. That kind of drastic change.. the concept that any sexy, beautiful woman in the real world, when in private might take cock up her shithole (Love dirty talk too, but I ought to go into that in another post), will spread her ass cheeks and try to gape her rectum open so the guy can actually look insider, and if the guy asks her to she might push her ass out and fart, on purpose. It's so naughty and dirty, and yet "regular" girls do this.. not all, but some. I say this because I have watched homemade amateur films in which this happens too.
I immensely love the whole concept of beautiful women playing with their poo hole ..that is a huge part of what makes it hot for me, that it's where her poo comes from, and she's playing with it, her anus, like it's a toy.. well it is.. a beautiful woman has another use for her own anus which is that it's a toy, and when they laugh while they're farting oh man it's the bomb! Even just like standing with a slight squat, sticking their ass out and spreading their ass cheeks, like in Buttman's Stretch Class (Alexis Texas - pure gold in this scene). She's naked, showing off her shithole like gratuitously, right into the camera, knowing that that one man actually represents/will be thousands of people.
Well this is a huge reason I love Adriano so much, I can tell his anal fetish is very similar to mine, and he encourages girls to dirty talk. Seems like he doesn't tell them to though, which I think is good actually. He just implicitly hints that he'd like them to by doing so himself, and seeing if they will reciprocate/copy him and do it themselves.
I shoot a lot of spread shot style modeling pictures and I cannot count how many times the girls have bent over and farted ...while spreading their asses. After all, if you are bent over and spreading your ass cheeks wide apart, there very well may be some air (or gas) to be released. It doesn't bother me though if the model is a good looking model. And of course, I know what people will say. They will say that a fart is a fart ..and it comes out of the same place! And yes, that is indeed very true ....but in my mind, it really matters if whether or not the female is cute, ugly, fat, skinny ...and I sure as hell don't want a dude farting in my face! lol
But having an actual fart fetish? No, I wouldn't consider that to be a fetish of mine. Just something that doesn't bother me if the girl is hot and sexy.
But having an actual fart fetish? No, I wouldn't consider that to be a fetish of mine. Just something that doesn't bother me if the girl is hot and sexy.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I'd like to see some forced farting through a glorious act of greasy buttsex. Stick it in, get her all worked-up and gassed-up, then pull out as she rips a big one. Try to re-insert before the fart finishes corking her up if the blast of gas is long enough to do so. The look of pleasure from the lady receiving the buttsex contrasting with her look of shame being made to fart repeatedly on camera would be hot, hot, HOT!
Sorry, but ladies do not fart... You guys are probably listening some pre-recorded sounds of dudes farting, while you watch ladies hold their noses or then they are some kind of evil witches who must be burnt...
Those hot pornstar big booties are so perfectly shaped, like forming a yin and yang matching with my face tight secured between those butt cheeks... I refuse to believe such a beautiful goddesses ever fart... girls taste like honey and berries and love...
I don't really see farting itself sexy, perhaps some kind of femdom play at the best, but I could see those views ranking as one of the seven wonders of the world when astonishingly desirabe and hot pornstars spread their booty right to the camera and have their butthole sending flying kisses to the viewer, making them be like melten wax in the hands of such a beauty...
:drool2:
Those hot pornstar big booties are so perfectly shaped, like forming a yin and yang matching with my face tight secured between those butt cheeks... I refuse to believe such a beautiful goddesses ever fart... girls taste like honey and berries and love...
I don't really see farting itself sexy, perhaps some kind of femdom play at the best, but I could see those views ranking as one of the seven wonders of the world when astonishingly desirabe and hot pornstars spread their booty right to the camera and have their butthole sending flying kisses to the viewer, making them be like melten wax in the hands of such a beauty...
:drool2:
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Not a turn on at all....but a great source of humor for me. I think it's hilarious when my wife tries to sneak one by. Or when I make her laugh so hard it just happens. For some reason I just find it funny when girls fart, especially when they didn't mean to.
this is off for me... sorry.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
This farting girl is a real cutie pie.
xfire
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Understatement of the day. I'm all about live and let live and all that liberal touchy feely stuff, but damn, who finds a fart sexy? Anal in general is pretty disgusting and a boner killer.
