Animal moustaches

[sean miguel]

I can't even begin to grow a proper moustache or even a beard for that matter. Two weeks without shaving and I get "lol are you trying to grow a beard?" <shave>

I'm jealous:

 

[assari]

"That monkey is funny because it has a fish finger mustache"

(assari)

 

[gunslingingbird]

This is Hairball. He's one of my coworkers.



:hatsoff:

 

[sean miguel]

^ Lucky. </napoleon dynamite impression>

 

[vodkazvictim]

Wow.

Just wow.

Where the fuck do I begin with this shit?

 

[sean miguel]

Fuck it, let's do this:

 

[espnaddict]

I can see that monkey starring in a Kung Fu movie with that mustache.

 

[itputsthelotion]

 

[sean miguel]

That face, that 'stache. Don't you just wanna kiss'em?

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

That face, that 'stache. Don't you just wanna kiss'em?

This thread, that post in particular...... This is a good thread.

 

[BCT]

That face, that 'stache. Don't you just wanna kiss'em?

Reminds me of that Vanilla Swirl JELL-O pudding. :1orglaugh

 

[sean miguel]

cute but uneven

he's like one of those banker guys in a Charles Dickens novel or something.
He walks around going "harumph" all day.

now that is distinguished

f'n bullshit. he gets one right out of the box

 

[BCT]

animus is obsessed with mustaches.

 

[sean miguel]

animus is obsessed with mustaches.

I see what you did there. I'm just obsessed with growing one. I like my women clean shaven, except for their pussies. If they want to go all ted kaczynski down there, that's fine by me.

 

[Anonyne#017]

Hairy pussies are no good... smooth healthy body reflects youth. No person should be forced to dive into a molding jungle to use public louse filled body hairs as a dental floss... Any person regardless of gender should mow their places properly before suggesting any other person to taste their pee canals... I have no problems with women who prefer not to shave, but they better not to whine when I have fun with youthful smooth kittens elsewhere...