Am im the only one who cant stand wrapping presents??

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I've come to love the dutch "christmas". Instead of wrapping stuff you disguise it to look like something else! And you get to be fairly mean (all in good fun) to the adults with poems making fun of them! hehe

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That's the "surprise" I did for my nephews wagon I bought him. ;-)
 

Spleen

Banned?
To any company that put it's products in anything other than a square/rectangular box; FUCK YOU.

Ah who am I kidding. I couldn't even wrap a DVD.

At least people know it's from me when they see the shitty wrapping. I used to use tin foil, easy as pie.

Keep practising is my advice.

Technically you do that anyway. Birthdays, christmas, valentines.... I seem to be wrapping all fucking year long.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I feel 'ya. A few Christmas hang-ups:

--Decorating the house. Stop it already.:mad:
--I wanna see Jesus, Mary and Joseph right next door to the Star Of David and a menorah. Let's give peace a chance.
--Instead of stockings hanging on the mantle, why not put up freezer bags?
--Caroling...you can't sing and your kids are ugly.
--Dressing up as Santa. Kids are gonna catch on. I mean, how many fat guys with a beard are there roaming around, anyway?
--White Christmas. If you like snow, you're either an unemployed lardass or a mental patient.
--Reindeer. Those goddamn things bite, man!
--Mistletoe. Kiss my ass.:booty:
 
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