I feel 'ya. A few Christmas hang-ups:
--Decorating the house. Stop it already.
--I wanna see Jesus, Mary and Joseph right next door to the Star Of David and a menorah. Let's give peace a chance.
--Instead of stockings hanging on the mantle, why not put up freezer bags?
--Caroling...you can't sing and your kids are ugly.
--Dressing up as Santa. Kids are gonna catch on. I mean, how many fat guys with a beard are there roaming around, anyway?
--White Christmas. If you like snow, you're either an unemployed lardass or a mental patient.
--Reindeer. Those goddamn things bite, man!
--Mistletoe. Kiss my ass.:booty: