Retards are offended by the comparison. You gravely underestimate how far past retarded the original premise is.
Am im the only one thinks pregnant sex is a form of child abuse
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Retards are offended by the comparison. You gravely underestimate how far past retarded the original premise is.
You're a classy guy, Johan. Solid advice.
I think that's precisely why, Dirk. Best thread in a long while imo.
Probably. Fuckers. Kill them all.
That's all I needed. You'd better send them a PM telling them to watch their backs. It's only fair.
But in all seriousness to the topic, the only time during a pregnancy (unless your doctor tells you no for whatever reason) that sex should be put on hold is the first trimester. Mostly because that's the time where miscarriages are most likely to happen and things are more apt to go wrong.
Other than that, no harm to the baby...though the mother feeling like it is a completely different story.
For quite a few women I know, the second trimester is actually called "the horny trimester." The third trimester can just be uncomfortable and requires new positions.
And, most doctors agree that one of the best ways to help induce labour for women who are overdue is a lot of sex. It's recommended.
Hmm... I smell a business opportunity, Dirk.
*sniff*
Or is it that old bit of placenta I still have in my fridge - that my hippy neighbour gave me in order to "correct my dysfunction" as she put it - finally starting to turn?
One must investigate. I shall report back with my findings in due course...
Not a bad thought. What would the tagline be?
"Will fuck your overdue whale of a wife to help your baby start squeezing and ripping its way out of her vagina"
I think that would sell it.
Oh.... ok, I guess that'd work. I was thinking more along the lines of a sort of vacuum cleaner.
:dunno:
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
haha you could, but all it will do is make her jones for a baby even more.
she wants one bad! shes giving evil eyes to other pregnant girls these days.
She's right:hats off:
When I was pregnant the doctor said it would be good to have sex as it is relaxing and always makes you feel good. There are days the closer to 9 months you get it really helped. I think very important to do if your comfy with it.
yup youre the only one... actually ive heard others say this before but they are the superstitious and "old wives" tales kinda people... and theyre wrong if anything its a good thing, cant hurt the baby.. this was all in sex ed in high school didnt u pay attention haha jk.. but yeah it was..
Sex during pregnancy is perfectly okay. There might be a risk during the final days of pregnancy. I personally am not into pregnant sex in porn but love huge pregnant tits and post pregnant lactation. There is some good pregnant sex videos I enjoy. If you are that worried about pregnant sex just watch pregnant anal videos.
JaanaRuutu
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most doctors actually encourage sex during pregnancy because when a male ejaculates inside of the woman it softens her cervix and actually helps with the birthing process. As long as you're not ramming 16'ä dildos inside of you I don't see any problems but JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH why are there so many threads about this?
Jane Burgess
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Not sure how it is child abuse. You are having sex with the mother, not the kid. These threads are getting weird.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I'd like to see the husband who thinks he can deny his pregnant wife anything, sex or otherwise.
