I don't like ass. At all. Nothing unattractive about it, but I've never been the slightest bit attracted to it. On the other hand, I'm absolutely obsessed with breasts... >_> Anyone else like me?
Am I a screwed up man?
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Visit the Milena Velba topic. Welcome to the club.
::kicks an issue of Big, Black & Round under the bed::
Nope. Doesnt do a thing for me. Much. I mean, sometimes. But not really wank-worthy like a huge pair of milkbags. Mountains of titflesh.. shaky, jiggling boobij. ::shudders in delight::
::kicks an issue of Big, Black & Round under the bed::
Nope. Doesnt do a thing for me. Much. I mean, sometimes. But not really wank-worthy like a huge pair of milkbags. Mountains of titflesh.. shaky, jiggling boobij. ::shudders in delight::
Good to know I'm not alone, and Milena's the greatest. Good topic, thanks.
She is, isn't she? You'll find three things on this board.
Fun rhetoric to argue about.
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So when you see a topic with a title that gives you the mental image of a car wreck.. resist the urge to click it. Tunsty must venture forth and check the wreckage for signs of noob life : AND SNUFF IT OUT!
Oh btw, welcome to the board. You're alright in my book so far!
Fun rhetoric to argue about.
Likeminded souls to share filth and stories with.
Noobs. Top ten threads. Stupid questions and .. this last one is IMPORTANT: Tunsty-worthy topics. A Tunsty is a specific person, and he has a very unique sense of smell. He sniffs out AWFUL topics like Mystery Science Theater 3000 sniffed out bad movies to destroy via the graceful use of comedic jabbing.
So when you see a topic with a title that gives you the mental image of a car wreck.. resist the urge to click it. Tunsty must venture forth and check the wreckage for signs of noob life : AND SNUFF IT OUT!
Oh btw, welcome to the board. You're alright in my book so far!
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Nothing wrong with that, my son. Many years ago people did doggy and the ass crack or cleavage with a point of visual arousal. As people started to focus more on the missionary position, the breast/cleavage became a new point of visual arousal.
im the total opposite
i like looks of boobs but hate having to play with them
ass on the other hand i love to look,touch,feel,squeeze,fondle,lick,bite,fuck,kiss,cuddle,etc......
i like looks of boobs but hate having to play with them
ass on the other hand i love to look,touch,feel,squeeze,fondle,lick,bite,fuck,kiss,cuddle,etc......
Agree! I could care less about breasts, just as long as they're not fake!
I have 100% thinking like you man lets tea up.....flylickerflylickerflylicker:wave2:
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I love fake tits. The fact that a woman would go the extra mile just goes to show how much she appreciates a man's attention.
One of the girls I dated in Brazil had some nice fakies that drove me out of my mind. Not too big but more than a handful and awfully fun to juggle while cuddling in a hammock.
One of the girls I dated in Brazil had some nice fakies that drove me out of my mind. Not too big but more than a handful and awfully fun to juggle while cuddling in a hammock.
or out of a hammock. Or in bed. At home. In the kitchen. While she's on the shitter(VULNERABLE!) While she's asleep. At work. At the store. Browsing for a new bra. mmmmm. bewbies.
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na........buttman
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na........buttman
mmm mmm mmm all this talk about ass......gettin me all hot
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na........buttman
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na........buttman
TEEEEE up. TEEEE up! No A when referring to a golf tee. Btw you're four NA NA NA NA's over. Depending on the verse or action scene.
Asses are to black guys as tits are to white guys. Asian guys? Well sadly they dont make tentacles in real life, and rape is still illegal. Must really suck to watch all that *** porn and go back to real life. At least in American porn it's mostly true. Hot chicks, fake scenes, fake sex, lots of cash thrown around. Sounds like an American marriage to me!
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What does race matter? I'm white and love a beautifully rotund ass more than a nice cuddly pair of boobs. Yet, I have black friends who are the opposite, so... :dunno:
well im defiately white,but i love ass like a black man does
maybe the milkman was black lol
I can't relate at all. I love hot ass and legs. I don't need big titties, in fact some seem to look great to me, even though they have small titties. I'm an ass man all the way. Take Kari Sweets for example:
She's beautiful from the front with small cans: http://galleries3.petiteteenager.com/1/karididyou/6.jpg
And slammin' from the back with a smoking ass: http://galleries3.petiteteenager.com/1/karididyou/15.jpg
She's beautiful from the front with small cans: http://galleries3.petiteteenager.com/1/karididyou/6.jpg
And slammin' from the back with a smoking ass: http://galleries3.petiteteenager.com/1/karididyou/15.jpg
