Almost Shot The Darn Washing Machine

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

It's right by the back door, I'm high, and forgot I just turned it on. Just remembered how bad I smell too.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

High and armed? What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

High and armed? What could possibly go wrong?

At least I was mindlessly waving around a really cool gun. A .45's got good stopping power even if you're a Maytag.

 

[BlkHawk]

At least I was mindlessly waving around a really cool gun. A .45's got good stopping power even if you're a Maytag.

OK that was funny shit right there. :hatsoff:

 

[Rey C.]

Sig... damn nice piece. Odd that it's one of my favorite brands and yet I've never owned one. Weird. :dunno:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Sig... damn nice piece.

Hey, thanks for that.

"I don't always wave a gun around when I'm high but when I do it's a Sig-Sauer."

 

[cornytone]

One way to get a washing machine to stop talking back is to brandish your piece at it.

 

[bobjustbob]

How many washing machines have you given your house keys to? Be honest.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

How many washing machines have you given your house keys to? Be honest.

None. Every time I climb on one it's like throwing a hot dog down a washing machine. Lemon Drop at least blinks her eyes occasionally.

 

[Anonyne#017]

Thank you Dino. I nearly forgot that dang laundry... That's why women exist normally...