Alisa, Say It Ain't So!?!

Shifty

O.G.
:eek:
 

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It's about time...women need to learn their place in life.
 
I'm hoping to get a rise out of Alisa, so she sees fit to discipline me. :yesyes:

Then don't you think you should have waited for me to post before saying that.:facepalm:

That's not the end, it ends with her keeping the house and (thankfully) the kids too!


No it ends with Shify coming up behind me and inserting himself.

It's about time...women need to learn their place in life.


You don't want to get laid by a chick do you. Lurky is available Thursday at about 19:00 for about 45 minutes. He has a very full week. You have no idea how hard it can be to fit everyone into his schedule. It's a hard job but I do it gladly.
 
Q.Why are a woman's feet smaller than a man's?
A. So they can stand closer to the stove.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
^^ Woman, shouldn't you be making sandwiches or finishing your chores. :tongue:
 
:eek: See now that one got a rise out of me and you can cook your own supper. I'm cooking for everyone else but you now.:tongue:

With absolute contriteness, let me say Mea culpa. My only intent was to make light of the theme of the thread, not to incense you or anyone else with my comments.

Now, go make me turkey pot pie.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
You know my feelings about a woman cooking my dinner in the kitchen, I say fuck that noise...I'll do my own cooking for myself...you may try to poison me.
 
With absolute contriteness, let me say Mea culpa. My only intent was to make light of the theme of the thread, not to incense you or anyone else with my comments.

Now, go make me turkey pot pie.


No I shall go make myself cheesecake and you still can't have any :tongue:


You know my feelings about a woman cooking my dinner in the kitchen, I say fuck that noise...I'll do my own cooking for myself...you may try to poison me.


Well I wouldn't poison its a pussy way out. I won't do something behind a persons back like that.


Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb
A: You can send as many as you like, they'll still never get anything done


Sadly I agree with this in many cases :( but some exceptions are around.
 
No no you got that wrong what was the women doing in the forest cooking. Isn't that mans arena :D

Your proud of yorself aren't you Shifty
 
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