Air Rage.

[tartanterrier]

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a
parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight
attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. The guy
asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot squawks: "And
get ME a ****...NOW!"

The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back
a **** for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.

As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:

"Get me another **** or I'll really create a scene!"

Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another ****, but
still no coffee.

Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot's
approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right
now, or I'll create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian
tea party!"

The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown
out of the emergency exit by two burly security guards.

Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: "You're
pretty cheeky for a guy who can't fly!" :eek: