If the French hadn't invented those fried potatoes, this wouldn't even be an issue.
Well, I guess Air France will no longer be coming to Ohio.
I can see their reasoning, though. Get too many fat people on a plane, and it won't even be able to take off.
Will, you can of course lay down on the ground, as slim as you are :1orglaugh
But people who are obese should stand up for their size. And pay. :2 cents:
Maybe they should supersize the plane.
Ohio is a fine state. be good, mister. :nono:
:nono: :tongue: Nope, it would be discrimination to make someone pay more.
I smell a fantastic business opportunity. Now if only I had enough dough to buy a couple of planes.....
I have, more than once, been inconvenienced by a plus sized person on a plane. The worst was when I was flying Amsterdam to Detroit - the person beside me, upon arriving on the plane and finding her seat, pulled up the arm rest next to her (because she couldn't fit between them), and sat down. This literally mashed me up against my own arm rest (non-movable, as it was next to the aisle). It was a painful, many hour flight. I had a welt as a result.
So what is the option? I dunno. There are rules about how big your luggage can be, how big your carry on can be, and how much they can weigh. The seats are a finite size. If you do not fit in them, you have to buy two. If you have to pay for extra weight/size for luggage, this is no different. I don't believe it is being inappropriate. There is a finite amount of space on a plane, there is a finite amount of weight allowed on a plane. Sorry if you don't fit into that space, but really that doesn't change the physics.
Interesting though, that France is pushing this. Obesity is rather uncommon there. I smell anti-Americanism. Yet again!
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
From what I've learned when dealing with a plus sized person sitting next to you and this goes for other places too, buses, doctors offices, police cells. What you do is, as their girth has completely over come the situation and removed any comfort zone from the proceedings take that as the yardstick to which you jusge this seated relationship.
Don't think you need to be polite and attempt to keep within your own space because after all it's not really yours anymore. No, what you do is relax into whatever pocket of flesh you can. Relax into the flab, this is all you have to do for a comfortable seated experience. If they seem to be uncomfortable about this, tell them to go and fuck themselves and as an added plus fall asleep on their shoulder if you can.
Just generally make it as unpleasant for them as it is for you.
Yes, this is right. And so, I embrace the intense flatulence that comes with air plane travel.
A dozen pickled eggs a few hours before take off will allow you to win any battle of the wobbly cheeks.
Now, go forth and spread the word!