Advice For Journalists Etc., Don't Stand Too Close!

[Supafly]

... too close to a pile of burning Heroin, Opium, Hashish, and other narcotics. You Might think this is self-explanatory, but for this BBC guy, well, he learned by experience.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

No. We need closer to the fire. The public needs to weep at this fire. Closer!

Oh no... I'm melting because the fire is freezing me and the sun is melting me...

 

[Cutie]

No. We need closer to the fire. The public needs to weep at this fire. Closer!

Oh no... I'm melting because the fire is freezing me and the sun is melting me...

Sounds like you was bitten by Supafly.. lol