Ace Boobtoucher Appreciation Thread
- Thread starter Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Yeah, I'm not even much for drinking. The bastard!
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Damn son, you right. I'm silly and owe you a beer. Next time you're in town hit me up, dawg.
Now to pressing matters. What have I been up to since taking a sojourn from the republic of freeones?
Let's see. I broke uo permanently with that Vietnamese Navy recruiter with the fake tits that some of you were jealous over.
My little security company survived the rona and we've got a couple amazing contracts in the works. I started seeing a woman who worked for us and had serious intentions with her but she turned psycho on us. Here she is with one of my cruisers doing her best Tawny Kittaen(?) imitation. It was about money and how she didn't understand math. The state of Nevada even said "what the fuck" when trying to decipher her gibberish claim.
If you've been watching the "show us your pets" thread you would have seen that Lac3y contracted a nasty form of cancer and she died last August.
Shortly after that I found another good girl at a local rescue. Meet Olive.
She was nearly feral when I rescued her. Stray almost from birth and was in the shelter for months on end and they had to keep her sedated because she hates enclosed spaces.
She'll be going to doggy boot camp shortly for training.
My mother and I caught a nasty case of the Rona in January. I lost 30 pounds and had to use a cane for about a week when I returned to work.
I hope all is well with you turds and that WWIII will be averted.
Now to pressing matters. What have I been up to since taking a sojourn from the republic of freeones?
Let's see. I broke uo permanently with that Vietnamese Navy recruiter with the fake tits that some of you were jealous over.
My little security company survived the rona and we've got a couple amazing contracts in the works. I started seeing a woman who worked for us and had serious intentions with her but she turned psycho on us. Here she is with one of my cruisers doing her best Tawny Kittaen(?) imitation. It was about money and how she didn't understand math. The state of Nevada even said "what the fuck" when trying to decipher her gibberish claim.
If you've been watching the "show us your pets" thread you would have seen that Lac3y contracted a nasty form of cancer and she died last August.
Shortly after that I found another good girl at a local rescue. Meet Olive.
She was nearly feral when I rescued her. Stray almost from birth and was in the shelter for months on end and they had to keep her sedated because she hates enclosed spaces.
She'll be going to doggy boot camp shortly for training.
My mother and I caught a nasty case of the Rona in January. I lost 30 pounds and had to use a cane for about a week when I returned to work.
I hope all is well with you turds and that WWIII will be averted.
Glad to hear you're well and doing well!
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
So let's make a deal about the Asshat of the Year 2022
I know you got the will to do it, deep down inside
That Asshat of the Year stuff was always good, light-hearted fun. It is an esteemed and dignified honor just to be nominated. I agree with 'Fly. Let's make up for lost time and award a new winner with his deserving Crown of Golden Turds.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm all in on that. I'll roll out a nomination thread in....October?
Supafly
Retired Mod
I just can't wait!
Supafly
Retired Mod
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Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I know, I wish the dude would stop by too.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Youse guys are the best.
The Christmas Ape's season cometh.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Keep us posted on your life. What has been going on with you? Hope the security business is good.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Ze german specialist nosed him down
It woz my greatest achievement this year
I don’t doubt that you are highly skilled at tracking people down and snatching them from wherever they dare try to hide.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Olive loves the bubble machine I got at 5 below.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Huh. Can't upload directly.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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